Ooh, I love your ideas Rosanesmee!!! I've got one too.
Fall down three flights of stairs and through a window ~ Pay bank $200 Hospital bills.
Get caught faking your birth records ~ Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.00.
Hahaha, I love Monopoly. I've got Pirates of the Caribbean monopoly and I love it!! Even if no one ever wants to play with me.