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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby -Jasper » Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:31 pm

RedRibbon - I love the Seth one - don't worry, we find it funny too. Dirty mind, you see?
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby Jasper<3 » Tue Feb 03, 2009 6:32 pm

who_needs_fangs? wrote:"Dad?" I called as I pushed open the front door. "I'm home."
"Hold on, Bells, stay right there"
"Huh?" I asked, pausing automatically.
"Gimme a second. Ouch, you got me, Alice."
Alice?
"Sorry, Charlie," Alice's trilling voice responded. "How's that?"


*washes brain to get rid of dirty image* Aagh!! Charlie and Alice... ew.
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby Nixx802 » Thu Feb 05, 2009 7:22 pm

Lol, i'm loving this thread.
I was just reading Twilight again, and when i read this part, I immediately thought of this thread. I hope no one else has already posted it.

'I locked my legs around his waist and secured my arms in a choke hold around his neck. "Dont forget to close your eyes." he warned severely. I quickly tucked my face into his shoulder blade, under my own arm, and squeezed my eyes shut. And I could hardly tell we were moving. I could feel him gliding along beneath me."'

Lol i'm probably the only one that finds that one funny, but there you go lol.
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby ScreamingFanGirl » Fri Feb 06, 2009 11:38 pm

^^
When the heck was THAT??
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby ringswraith » Sat Feb 07, 2009 2:22 am

ScreamingFanGirl wrote:^^
When the heck was THAT??
lol


That is when Edward takes Bella to the baseball game. He kisses her, and she has one of her involuntary reactions, so when he has her climb on his back for the run he's a little mad at himself.
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby sarah! » Sun Feb 08, 2009 12:41 am

Nixx802 wrote:Lol, i'm loving this thread.
I was just reading Twilight again, and when i read this part, I immediately thought of this thread. I hope no one else has already posted it.

'I locked my legs around his waist and secured my arms in a choke hold around his neck. "Dont forget to close your eyes." he warned severely. I quickly tucked my face into his shoulder blade, under my own arm, and squeezed my eyes shut. And I could hardly tell we were moving. I could feel him gliding along beneath me."'

Lol i'm probably the only one that finds that one funny, but there you go lol.


OMG! I forgot about that one!
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby DramaPrincezz013 » Sun Feb 08, 2009 2:56 pm

Jasper<3 wrote:"I twitched as the pain lashed around the edges of the hole. But I wasn't the only one twitching. I could feel Jacob's whole body trembling next to mine. Even the car shook. NM (paperback) pg 347

OMG I couldn't stop laughing. :lol:
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby Jasper<3 » Mon Feb 09, 2009 6:20 pm

Nixx802 wrote:'I locked my legs around his waist and secured my arms in a choke hold around his neck. "Dont forget to close your eyes." he warned severely. I quickly tucked my face into his shoulder blade, under my own arm, and squeezed my eyes shut. And I could hardly tell we were moving. I could feel him gliding along beneath me."'

OH MY GOD! :lol:
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby sarah! » Mon Feb 09, 2009 6:37 pm

DramaPrincezz013 wrote:
Jasper<3 wrote:"I twitched as the pain lashed around the edges of the hole. But I wasn't the only one twitching. I could feel Jacob's whole body trembling next to mine. Even the car shook. NM (paperback) pg 347

OMG I couldn't stop laughing. :lol:


Holy CROW!!!! JEEZ! I couldn't stop laughing either. haha
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby edward x lover » Mon Feb 09, 2009 6:39 pm

"got it," jacob said...He yanked off his t-shirt as he charged after her into the forest already trembling.
Breaking Dawn pg. 535
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