Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
Moderators: Bronze Haired Girl, una
Forum rules
Click for Forum Rules
Click for Forum Rules
-
- Wishing for a Yellow 911 Turbo
- Posts: 12793
- Joined: Mon Dec 22, 2008 11:28 am
- Location: *England* Co-owning dumb hat with Ayan. Watching over y'all and making typos into words. XD
- Contact:
Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
RedRibbon - I love the Seth one - don't worry, we find it funny too. Dirty mind, you see?
Team Rose | Jeninininini, The List | Tia - Twi-twin | Derek - Twi-Guy
-
- Gone Fishing with Harry
- Posts: 4875
- Joined: Thu Aug 14, 2008 8:00 pm
- Location: Australia, looking for my Joker! <3
Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
*washes brain to get rid of dirty image* Aagh!! Charlie and Alice... ew.who_needs_fangs? wrote:"Dad?" I called as I pushed open the front door. "I'm home."
"Hold on, Bells, stay right there"
"Huh?" I asked, pausing automatically.
"Gimme a second. Ouch, you got me, Alice."
Alice?
"Sorry, Charlie," Alice's trilling voice responded. "How's that?"
List, Gnat ♥
-
- Settled in Forks
- Posts: 6
- Joined: Sun Feb 01, 2009 3:17 pm
- Location: Essex, England woohoo!! Lol
Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
Lol, i'm loving this thread.
I was just reading Twilight again, and when i read this part, I immediately thought of this thread. I hope no one else has already posted it.
'I locked my legs around his waist and secured my arms in a choke hold around his neck. "Dont forget to close your eyes." he warned severely. I quickly tucked my face into his shoulder blade, under my own arm, and squeezed my eyes shut. And I could hardly tell we were moving. I could feel him gliding along beneath me."'
Lol i'm probably the only one that finds that one funny, but there you go lol.
I was just reading Twilight again, and when i read this part, I immediately thought of this thread. I hope no one else has already posted it.
'I locked my legs around his waist and secured my arms in a choke hold around his neck. "Dont forget to close your eyes." he warned severely. I quickly tucked my face into his shoulder blade, under my own arm, and squeezed my eyes shut. And I could hardly tell we were moving. I could feel him gliding along beneath me."'
Lol i'm probably the only one that finds that one funny, but there you go lol.
"Again, the fabric clung to his perfectly muscled chest. It was a colossal tribute to his face that it kept my eyes away from his body." Bella, Twilight.
-
- Banging Out Dents with Tyler
- Posts: 345
- Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:40 am
- Location: Running with the Pack
Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
^^
When the heck was THAT??
lol
When the heck was THAT??
lol
Skank Pack:Tay's Left Thigh/Tongue | Dork Squad | I'm on The List
-
- Running with Leah 'cause she thinks I'm hawt
- Posts: 4633
- Joined: Fri Dec 12, 2008 2:46 pm
Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
That is when Edward takes Bella to the baseball game. He kisses her, and she has one of her involuntary reactions, so when he has her climb on his back for the run he's a little mad at himself.ScreamingFanGirl wrote:^^
When the heck was THAT??
lol
-
- Digging the Castle Motif
- Posts: 9447
- Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 5:03 pm
- Location: Tieing Derek in thunderball, having poke wars with Logan, and woiloping with sam!
- Contact:
Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
OMG! I forgot about that one!Nixx802 wrote:Lol, i'm loving this thread.
I was just reading Twilight again, and when i read this part, I immediately thought of this thread. I hope no one else has already posted it.
'I locked my legs around his waist and secured my arms in a choke hold around his neck. "Dont forget to close your eyes." he warned severely. I quickly tucked my face into his shoulder blade, under my own arm, and squeezed my eyes shut. And I could hardly tell we were moving. I could feel him gliding along beneath me."'
Lol i'm probably the only one that finds that one funny, but there you go lol.
haha
BLF-Logan, Twinny-Chels, Jell-o! My Twi-guys-Derek and Logs, Lemur 4 LIFE!
-
- Wrestling With Emmett
- Posts: 2562
- Joined: Sat Jan 31, 2009 4:48 pm
- Location: Bouncing back and forth between Forks and Mystic Falls
Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
OMG I couldn't stop laughing.Jasper<3 wrote:"I twitched as the pain lashed around the edges of the hole. But I wasn't the only one twitching. I could feel Jacob's whole body trembling next to mine. Even the car shook. NM (paperback) pg 347
The ListV2~Apple::::Mafia~Eva DiMarco::::On bunches of teams!
"You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be, and I don't wanna go home right now." </3
-
- Gone Fishing with Harry
- Posts: 4875
- Joined: Thu Aug 14, 2008 8:00 pm
- Location: Australia, looking for my Joker! <3
Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
OH MY GOD!Nixx802 wrote: 'I locked my legs around his waist and secured my arms in a choke hold around his neck. "Dont forget to close your eyes." he warned severely. I quickly tucked my face into his shoulder blade, under my own arm, and squeezed my eyes shut. And I could hardly tell we were moving. I could feel him gliding along beneath me."'
List, Gnat ♥
-
- Digging the Castle Motif
- Posts: 9447
- Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 5:03 pm
- Location: Tieing Derek in thunderball, having poke wars with Logan, and woiloping with sam!
- Contact:
Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
Holy CROW!!!! JEEZ! I couldn't stop laughing either. hahaDramaPrincezz013 wrote:OMG I couldn't stop laughing.Jasper<3 wrote:"I twitched as the pain lashed around the edges of the hole. But I wasn't the only one twitching. I could feel Jacob's whole body trembling next to mine. Even the car shook. NM (paperback) pg 347
BLF-Logan, Twinny-Chels, Jell-o! My Twi-guys-Derek and Logs, Lemur 4 LIFE!
-
- Fishing with Charlie
- Posts: 845
- Joined: Sun Aug 31, 2008 7:57 pm
- Location: Long Island, NY
Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
"got it," jacob said...He yanked off his t-shirt as he charged after her into the forest already trembling.
Breaking Dawn pg. 535
Breaking Dawn pg. 535
~Lee~
Team Ian because human guys can be perfect.
Team Edward-Bringing Sexy Back Since 1901
RDC<3
Team Ian because human guys can be perfect.
Team Edward-Bringing Sexy Back Since 1901
RDC<3