Yay! Another person thinks im funny!!! (this is a new thing for me)porscheturbo911 wrote:LOL! Omg, the Jasper one is so funny!Jasper<3 wrote: Jacob: Edward, is that a new cologne? You smell really good!
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Mike: Edward is a BABE!!
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Jasper: Blood just isn't appealing anymore.
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samajama wrote:hahahhha, this is hilarious, too!G-Faerie08 wrote:Edward to Bella in the meadow..
Edward: Be honest. Do all these sparkles make my butt look big?
G-Faerie08, you are very good at this.
Awww! Omg, thanks! Normally I suck at this type of thing, but it is easy when you are so obsessed..err, I mean "inspired". lol
In the meantime, I have thought of another!!
After Edward confesses that he frequently visited Bella while she was sleeping..
Edward: Now that you know, I kind of have a question..
Bella: Hmm, what is it?
Edward: Do you normally sleep naked?
Bella: Actually, I knew you've been coming to watch me sleep. I thought it would be nice to give you something to look at and want to keep coming back.
Edward: *Shakes his head* That is just ridiculous.
Bella: Well it worked didn't it?
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fireice99 wrote:Leah: Ooh, Emmett, you are one fiiine piece of vampire, with all those muscles. Mmm, mmm, I could get lost in your arms for hours. Cuz, ya know, even though I don't get my period anymore, I still got hormones and I am BURNIN' UP for you, babay!
Emmett: Ok, let's go makeout, but don't bring the Jonas Brothers into this anymore, k?
bwahahahahha! The thing is, I thought of the Jonas Brothers reference before I read what Emmett said
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Jasper<3 wrote:Edward: Bella, I think you need to lose some weight. You're looking a little chunky...
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Jacob: Edward, is that a new cologne? You smell really good!
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Carlisle: Mmmmmm Bella, you smell really good! How about we go to my library where nobody can hear your screams? ....i mean so I can teach you medical stuff!
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Rosalie: Jacob, I love you.
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Bella: Jacob, I bet you'd taste good!
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Jasper: MUFFINS!!!!
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Bella: Hey Alice, wanna go shopping?
Alice: Nah, Im not in the mood
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Emmett: Mike, do you believe in love at first sight? Cuz i do. *stares at mike*
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Mike: Edward is a BABE!!
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Billy: (to Carlisle) Did ever know that you're my heroooo, and everything I would like to be?I can fly higher than an eagle, for you are the wind beneath my wings.
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Emmett: Emmettlicious (Emmettlicious)
Yeah you look delicious
And I may be suspicious
You thought I was fictitious
I blow kisses (mwahhahaha)
We arm wrestle on rocks, rocks
And they be lining down the block just to test what I got (four, tres, two, uno)
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Jasper: Blood just isn't appealing anymore.
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Thats all i got for now
the Emmettlicious idea was origionally mine but my friend made the lyrics. her username is chach if you want to pm her
HAHAHAHAHA I'M LITERALLY LOL-ING RIGHT NOW! ahahahaha OMG! My new bestfriend I love you Jasper<3. ahah
Okay here I go...
Billy: Hey Charlie, want to go for a run?
Charlie: I'll race ya!
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Alice: Hey edward what are you planning on doing tonight?
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Edward: I'm going to go hang out at Sam's house, be back later Bella!
Bella: Don't forget your lunch hunny! *throws a mountain lion after him*
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Jasper: Hey, Bella, how ya feeling today?
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lol those are funny! Ill be your best friend too!HAHAHAHAHA I'M LITERALLY LOL-ING RIGHT NOW! ahahahaha OMG! My new bestfriend I love you Jasper<3. ahah
Okay here I go...
Billy: Hey Charlie, want to go for a run?
Charlie: I'll race ya!
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Alice: Hey edward what are you planning on doing tonight?
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Edward: I'm going to go hang out at Sam's house, be back later Bella!
Bella: Don't forget your lunch hunny! *throws a mountain lion after him*
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Jasper: Hey, Bella, how ya feeling today?
Emmett: (to Bella): I hope you die!!!
*Edward appears out of nowhere and growls*
Emmett: Sheesh, Edward, we're just playing Super Mario!
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Carlisle:(while doing surgery): You get the BEST of both worlds!!
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That is HILLARIOUS! I can't think of one right now!G-Faerie08 wrote:The morning after the infamous first night of the honeymoon...
Bella: Why am I covered in feathers?
Edward: I think the real question here Bella is why you were saying Robert Pattinson's name last night instead of mine!!
Bella: Oops..
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I literally LOLd at that! I wish I could come up with something for this!Jasper<3 wrote: Emmett: (to Bella): I hope you die!!!
*Edward appears out of nowhere and growls*
Emmett: Sheesh, Edward, we're just playing Super Mario!
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G-Faerie08 wrote:samajama wrote:hahahhha, this is hilarious, too!G-Faerie08 wrote:Edward to Bella in the meadow..
Edward: Be honest. Do all these sparkles make my butt look big?
G-Faerie08, you are very good at this.
Awww! Omg, thanks! Normally I suck at this type of thing, but it is easy when you are so obsessed..err, I mean "inspired". lol
haha, yes "inspiration" *cough* obsession
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Yay! More people like me!! (My friends would never believe this!)la_tua_cantante wrote:I literally LOLd at that! I wish I could come up with something for this!Jasper<3 wrote: Emmett: (to Bella): I hope you die!!!
*Edward appears out of nowhere and growls*
Emmett: Sheesh, Edward, we're just playing Super Mario!
Carlisle: Because tomorrow's another day, but im thirsty anyway, so bring on the rain!
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Mike: You know, Ive seriously been thinking about beating Cullen up after school. I can take him!
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Emmett: Rose has really let herself go lately.
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(Edward and Alice are staring at battleship boards) *complete silence*
Edward: Damn it Alice! You sunk my battleship!
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Esme: Our house is too big!
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(Alice walks up to Jacob wearing plaid and polka dots)
Alice: I CANT SEE!!!! GO AWAY!!!!!
Jacob: Is that why you're wearing that?
Alice: No, its Cullen clash day.
*Carlisle walks by in the same thing as Alice*
Jacob: Ohhhhhh
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Edward: Jessica, all this time I was just using Bella as a way to get to you. Now come to me, my love, and you can feed me while I rest my head in your glorious lap.
Jessica: *swoon*
Bella: I have a confession to make, Jacob.
Jacob: What is it?
Bella: You know what, I decided that this whole Vampire thing is overrated. I'm really into werewolves instead.
Jacob: Really?
Bella: Yes. That's why I've decided I'm in love with Embry!
Edward: Yo Bells, I think its time you did something for me? Ya know? I'm always scooping you up from ya crib and takin' you out, so don't ya think I deserve something in return?
Bella:...um...i guess?
Edward: Iight then. Hook me up wit yo fly friend Angela yo.
Bella:...what about Ben?
Edward: Yo, shorty, did I ask you about Ben?
Bella: Well I suppose you didn't.
Jessica: *swoon*
Bella: I have a confession to make, Jacob.
Jacob: What is it?
Bella: You know what, I decided that this whole Vampire thing is overrated. I'm really into werewolves instead.
Jacob: Really?
Bella: Yes. That's why I've decided I'm in love with Embry!
Edward: Yo Bells, I think its time you did something for me? Ya know? I'm always scooping you up from ya crib and takin' you out, so don't ya think I deserve something in return?
Bella:...um...i guess?
Edward: Iight then. Hook me up wit yo fly friend Angela yo.
Bella:...what about Ben?
Edward: Yo, shorty, did I ask you about Ben?
Bella: Well I suppose you didn't.