This is one of my favorite threads; I've been laughing myself silly all day. These are great, and I'm not entirely sure I'm going to be able to read the books with a straight face ever again. (Oh dear; how will I watch the MOVIE without laughing myself sick, hearing some of these lines...)
I don't THINK anyone's mentioned this one yet... OME... I laughed at this for a good minute... I'm a sick, sick woman.
p. 83 (Twilight Paperback; between Bella and Edward)
My face got drenched as I looked up at his expression.
His eyes were wickedly amused. "Will you please allow me to finish?"
I bit my lip and clasped my hands together, interlocking my fingers so I wouldn't do anything rash.
(Incidentally, they're standing in the rain. Talking about the car ride to Seattle. Perverts. *evil grin*)
Team Edward: Because Romance Is Not A Four Letter Word...
Team Alice: Prescient, Perky, Popular, Prada - What's Not To Love?
"You imagine what you desire, you will what you imagine and at last you create what you will." - George Bernard