Funniest Twilight Saga Moments

[twilightdreamer]

Some parts that I think are the funniest in the books are the following:
1) When Emmett finds out Bella punched Jaccob in the face(Eclipse)
2) When Jaccob gets food in Rosile's hair(Breaking Dawn, Jaccob part)
3)When Edward said something like this, "The first time I kiss you you attack me and now you faint. What am I going to do with you?"(Twilight)
4) When Alice walks in when Edward is on top of Bella on the couch in his room.(Twilight)

[perfect.shade.ofblue]

Some parts that I think are the funniest in the books are the following:
1) When Emmett finds out Bella punched Jaccob in the face(Eclipse)

I love that bit too

"fall down again bella?"
"No emmet, i punched a werewolf in the face"

LOL (:

[twilightdreamer]

i know its when i read that part im always rotflmao

[DramaPrincezz013]

Some parts that I think are the funniest in the books are the following:
1) When Emmett finds out Bella punched Jaccob in the face(Eclipse)

I love that bit too

"fall down again bella?"
"No emmet, i punched a werewolf in the face"

LOL (:

LOVE that! LMAO. I can't wait for the Eclipse movie. Heck I can't wait for the New Moon movie. Heck I just can't wait for a New Moon trailer. ha. :]

[EandB]

I probably already said this.
1-When Jacob licked the side of Bella's face
2-When Edward found the car radio

[readmymind]

1. You. Got. Food. In. My. Hair.
2. "You killed it"--Edward about the radio.
3. "I came home and all my stuff had been moved to the garage."--Edward
4. Jacob's Breaking Dawn chapters.
5. "Fall down again, Bella?"
"No Emmet, I punched a werewolf in the face"
6. "The first time I kiss you you attack me and now you faint. What am I going to do with you?" (cute and funny)
7. "I'll bet she's tougher than that. She runs with vampires." (LOL. I wish some one could say that about me)
8. The plane crash note, and "What?" by Edward.
9. "I think she's having hystarics. Maybe you should slap her."
10. "I'm so happy Edward didn't kill you. Everything is so much more fun with you around"

and so many more

[Dovrebanen]

I liked the parts with Edward and Alice. When they are playing chess...I just laughed at that
And when they are about to play rock, scissors, paper... And Edward says something like "why don't you just tell me who wins". So funny.

Also when Edward is wondering why Bella stabbed Jacob..and that Edward really don't mind if she had.
And in Twilight when Bella is about to visit the Cullens for the first time, and Edward comments that Bella is about to enter a house full of vampires, and she's afraid they won't like her. And in the same visit when they are in Edwards room, and Alice and Jaspers comes in and says it sounded like Edward was having Bella for breakfast (or something), and wants to know if he will share
Of course...I bit a pillow or two..One of my favorite lines in the series.
There are many more, but these are the ones I can think of at the moment.

[tricia]

Just finished reading New Moon for the millionth time and the fist pounding with Emmet and Edward over the mortality meeting STILL makes me laugh out loud.

[readmymind]

Just finished reading New Moon for the millionth time and the fist pounding with Emmet and Edward over the mortality meeting STILL makes me laugh out loud.

I <3 the fist pound!!!

[therealmrswhitlock]

So, my fave funny moments are:
In Eclipse, after Bella punches Jacob and he says the whole anger is a passionate emotion thing--her line "I'll give you passion! Murder-the ultimate crime of passion!" I was rolling.

And when he asks if he should call Edward "Please do! I can't wait to see what he does to you you pushy, obnoxious, moronic DOG!" or something like that.

In Breaking Dawn:
The Honeymoon "Why am I covered in feathers?" "I bit a pillow...or two." and the whole headboard thing. (Side note: Edward can bust my headboard, bite my pillows, and bruise my body anytime!)

All of Emmett's innuendos, especially the one that was about the noise Edward and Bella made in their new house and how many houses he and Rose demolished!

Jacob's chapter titled "Why Didn't I Just Walk Away? Oh, Right. Because I'm an Idiot."

When Jacob threw the bowl at Rosalie's head. "You.Got.Food.In.My.Hair."