Well, I'm horrible about updating but here's my FanFic info: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1316563/
(My penname is 'CuzEdwardLikesBrunettes for any of you who know me)
7 Beautiful Vampires and a Clumsy Human :
A look in to the lives of the Cullens, Hales, werewolves, and Bella through a series of one shots. Includes Emmett microwaving his pants and an interesting conversation. Mild Breaking Dawn spoilers...maybe. A bunch of random oneshots, written as inspiration strikes.
Always and Forever :
"I lay there, just thinking. About how much I love my angel, what I would do if I ever lost her. I was also awaiting the arrival of my enemy, the one who wanted to take her away from me. As always, morning couldn’t come soon enough..." My very first story. Basically my version of Eclipse.
It Was Meant To Be :
We all know that Bella and Edward will be together forever. But where does that leave Jacob Black? This is his story. Started before BD came out.
The 100 Year Old Virgin :
What happens when Emmett and Jasper attempt to get Edward...er...well, you know? Let's just say that bars, clubs, and Walmart are places were embarrassment comes easily to Edward... Admittedly a little OOC. M for language, adult humor, and over-all raunchiness! This is, by far, my FAVORITE story to write. It's the funniest, too... At least, in my opinion.