jamielikewhoa wrote:Edward: Jessica, all this time I was just using Bella as a way to get to you. Now come to me, my love, and you can feed me while I rest my head in your glorious lap.
Bella: I have a confession to make, Jacob.
Jacob: What is it?
Bella: You know what, I decided that this whole Vampire thing is overrated. I'm really into werewolves instead.
Bella: Yes. That's why I've decided I'm in love with Embry!
Edward: Yo Bells, I think its time you did something for me? Ya know? I'm always scooping you up from ya crib and takin' you out, so don't ya think I deserve something in return?
Edward: Iight then. Hook me up wit yo fly friend Angela yo.
Bella:...what about Ben?
Edward: Yo, shorty, did I ask you about Ben?
Bella: Well I suppose you didn't.
lol those are all funny!
These are Volturi themed!
Caius: SCORE! I TOTALLY JUST GOT 3 FRONT ROW SEATS TO THE JONAS BROTHERS!!!!!
Felix: OOOH!!! I wanna come!!
Jane: They are delicious! in two ways! *grins evilly*
Aro: Jane, you are a disgusting pig! I dont know why we let you join!
Caius: You look tasty! *Mike cowers in corner*
Aro: You are my sunshine! My only sunshine! You make me happy when skies are gray!
Marcus: I'm just so happy lately!
Jacob: That Aro is one hunk of a vampire!
I took this one from the old Lex but I thought it was funny so im re-posting it. I did not make it. Kudos to who did.
Jasper: I am joining the Volturi.
Jasper: What? They have Jackets!
This is from the youtube series, Retarded Policeman, and I thought it was funny. I am not trying to be mean to special people out there.
Alec: He is a cop and he's learning impaired! He's the retarded policeman! *walks up to Marcus* I'm the retarded policeman, and your mom's a smokin' hottie! *dances strangely* BYEEEEEEEEEE!!!
This one isn't Volturi-ish, but I thought it was still funny.
Jacob: (To Rosalie): Im hot! You're cold! You go around like you know.......