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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby Adam » Fri Sep 05, 2008 2:14 am

"If you won't take me, then I'll call Jacob."

Bella - p. 384 Eclipse
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby Sophie Cullen » Sat Sep 06, 2008 1:56 am

Adam wrote:"If you won't take me, then I'll call Jacob."

Bella - p. 384 Eclipse


That one made me laugh so hard!!! It really was great! :lol:
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby porscheturbo911 » Sat Sep 06, 2008 9:42 pm

RajaniArchana wrote:This one was pretty famous on the old thread ebfore the hack/crash:

Bella: Jacob, it won't stay up!
Jacob: It will once you start moving!



Oh my dear God. I was literally ROFL-ing! :lol:
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby MomoLivesInSpoons » Sat Sep 06, 2008 11:01 pm

Megsimadic wrote:"okay, let me have it" pg 438 Eclipse

"Its my turn"Edward
"In a minute" Jasper grinned "I want to show Bella something first" pg 395 Eclipse


lol! those are so funny! now i need to go find them and read them in context...
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby Sophie Cullen » Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:54 am

"There's no need to be so inflexible." Pg 96~Bella~Eclipse
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby Jasper<3 » Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:53 pm

"Jacob's skill with his hands was fascinating" NM (paperback) pg 148
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby MomoLivesInSpoons » Mon Sep 08, 2008 7:32 pm

Bella: "I don't really know what the right thing to do here is, Dad"
--Eclipse hardback pg. 363

Edward: "This is going to work, Bella. I can feel it."
--Eclipse hardback pg. 385

Edward: "Please, Emmett, don't give her any ideas."
--Eclipse hardback pg. 390
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby Jasper<3 » Mon Sep 08, 2008 11:19 pm

"I twitched as the pain lashed around the edges of the hole. But I wasn't the only one twitching. I could feel Jacob's whole body trembling next to mine. Even the car shook. NM (paperback) pg 347
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby samajama » Tue Sep 09, 2008 12:02 am

Jasper<3 wrote:"I twitched as the pain lashed around the edges of the hole. But I wasn't the only one twitching. I could feel Jacob's whole body trembling next to mine. Even the car shook. NM (paperback) pg 347

Oh my Edward. That is dirty!
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby K-Dawg » Tue Sep 09, 2008 12:15 am

Jasper<3 wrote:"I twitched as the pain lashed around the edges of the hole. But I wasn't the only one twitching. I could feel Jacob's whole body trembling next to mine. Even the car shook. NM (paperback) pg 347



Oh my god! I laughed so much! :lol:
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