OMG! this was great!!! Winnie, your a genius! this is even better than what I wanted Jane to do...
But since I don't really understand which factory you're talking about I won't write anything now. maybe later... BTW, we should take care of Rose, Alice, Nessie and Bella! and we also forgot Aro Smith, Seth and sparkly Jake! hm. I'll go on with them.
Bella: *gets to the place were she thought Rosalie would be* *looks around*
Goddamned sh*t! where is this B*tch???
Alice: *still gagged* hm!!! hmhmHMhmhm-hm!
Bella: *finds Alice* what did you say?
Alice: hm-hm!!! hmhmHMhmhm-hm!
Bella: I didn't get it. can you repeat what you just said?
Alice: *evil glare*
Bella: okay, okay. *removes gag*
Alice: *jumps around and waggles with her arms* Bella!!! Rosalie joined Team E-
Bella: *interrupts her* *sigh* I know. your so NOT up-to-date! Now tell me: where is this B*tch????
Alice: I dunno!
why don't you know??? use your gift or I'll make you do it!
Alice: *frustrated expression* I can't. Nessie's with her.
Bella: WHAT THE HECK??? MY DAUGHTER THE TRAITOR JOINED THAT beep-beep beep[i]ish
Alice: yes she did!
Bella: *taps foot* this was a rhetorical question. so... will you help me beat up that B*tch?
Alice: Of course! that §$%"§ gagged me! NO ONE GAGS SITH LORD ALICE!!!!!
Alice and Bella: *look for Rosalie and Nessie and find Aro Smith, Seth and Jake*
Aro Smith: Yes Jacob... I can make you not sparkly...
Bella: JACOB???? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU???
Jake: *gaze* Not...sparkly?
Alice: *glares evily at Aro Smith*
THIS IS MY LINE!!! *clouts him*
Aro Smith: OUW! *tries to run away*
Alice: *chases Aro Smith and continious clouting him*
Aro: OUW! OUW! OUW!...
Bella: *waggles her hand in front of Jacob's face*
jake: *gaze* Not...sparkly?
Bella: *to Seth* what happened to him?
Seth: *sigh* We wanted to turn Nessie back to normal and asked Aro for help and he gave us a can of dirt and somehow we got the dirt on Jacob and the dirt made him sparkly and Aro offered to make him not sparkly and Aro has an stupid last name.
Bella: Eh? *confused expression*
--after some further explanations--
Bella: okay... I think I got it now.
Seth: *relieved sigh* Finally!
Jake: *gaze* Not...sparkly?
Bella: But what the heck has Aro's last name to do with it?
Seth: uhm... nevermind...
Bella: *lightbulb* Alice... I have an idea...
ALice: *while clouting Aro Smith* *watchs future* excellent! It'll work I guess!
Aro Smith: Ouw! Ouw! Ouw!
excellent! but you must do something for me, Alice!
Alice: *still clouting Aro* What?
Bella: We need the Sith Lord! Remember how we convince Emmett everytime he doesn't want what we want him to do?
Seth: *confused* what do you want to do?
Bella: You'll see.
Alice: *stops cluoting Aro*
Aro Smith: *relieved sigh*
Alice: *knocks Aro out*
I iked that part of the plan!
Alice: *in Sith-Lord-voice* JOIN USSSSS!!!! WE HAVE COOKIES!!!!
COOKIES??? YUMMY!!! xD
Alice: *in Sith-Lord-voice* GO AND HELP US TO BEAT UP ROSALIE!!! THEN YOU'LL GET yOUR NESSIE BACK TO NORMAL!!!
Jake: and the cookies?
Bella: *sigh* of course you'tll also get your Cookies.
Jake: YAY!!! xD *catches Nessie's and Rose's scent and follows it*
Bella and Alice:
EXCELLENT!!! *follow him*
Seth: *shrugs* *follows them*
Aro Smith: *wakes up* what did I do? how did I get here? *holds his head* OMG... It feels as if I'm having the hugest hangover ever... Ouw! maybe I sniffed to much sparkly dirt... or was it green liquid..? *walks away mumbling*
lol do you remember the green liquid thing? that was SOO funny!!! maybe we could involve it again... ^^ like... beetle-flavored cupcakes with green liquid filling..?