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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby Jasper<3 » Mon Feb 23, 2009 1:42 pm

DramaPrincezz013 wrote:Eclipse Pg 44. "It was all warmed up and humming now. Well, not as much humming as groaning."

Wow. Just... wow.
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby cullen grl 17 » Fri Mar 20, 2009 10:45 pm

twilight (paper back) pg 329- He lifted his finger, examining the drop of moisture broodingly. Then, so quickly I couldn't be positive that he really did, he put his finger in his mouth to taste it.
***But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil,
thou shalt not eat of it;
for in the day that thou eatest thereof
thou shalt surely die***
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby ♥midnight_sun♥ » Sat Mar 21, 2009 1:06 am

cullen grl 17 wrote:twilight (paper back) pg 329- He lifted his finger, examining the drop of moisture broodingly. Then, so quickly I couldn't be positive that he really did, he put his finger in his mouth to taste it.



:shock: OMG! I never even noticed how bad that sounds until now! To say it best I must quote Jasper<3 "Wow. Just... wow." :lol:
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby brunetterebel010 » Mon Mar 23, 2009 12:56 pm

From the move, the ballet scene, james says
"to make this more entertaining, I'm gonna make a little film of our time together"
just think about it.
(yes I know its horrible..but funny if you think about it right)
(Can we quote the movie???)
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby ♥midnight_sun♥ » Mon Mar 23, 2009 3:55 pm

^^^ ya I noticed that the first time I saw the movie and I saw all like :shock: 'He did NOT just say that!' but i never even thought to post it on here. The thing is, is that NONE of my friends understood it and they wanted me to explain it to them. they are so stupid sometimes. :lol: But I did sorta explain it. :oops: They finally caught on though!
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby sarah! » Mon Mar 23, 2009 3:58 pm

^^ :lol:
Yeah that was pretty funny.
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby brunetterebel010 » Mon Mar 23, 2009 4:00 pm

I didn't htink to post it till I watched the movie last night. and I was like "whoa..." I'm sure any of my friends who saw the movie caught that though...we are so perverted...
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby RachelCullenxX » Sun Apr 05, 2009 12:14 am

BlueStarlight wrote:[color=#004040]I have a couple more from New Moon:

2. pg. 148
Jacob's skill with his hands was fascinating. They looked too big for the delicate tasks they performed with ease and precision.
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You can add more and it still sounds dirty!

'Jacob's skill with his hands was fascinating. They looked too big for the delicate tasks they performed with ease and precision. While he worked, he seemed almost graceful. Unlike when he was on his feet; there, his height and big feet made him nearly as dangerous as I was.
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I jumped up to help Jacob put things away, hesitating because I wasn't sure what I should touch.
"Just leave it," he said. "I'll work on it later tonight."


Also, later on the same page, it says "He snapped the light off, and for a moment I was blind. [...] His hand was, rough, and very warm." ;]

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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby IloveAliceCullen<3 » Sun Apr 05, 2009 10:21 am

who_needs_fangs? wrote:"Dad?" I called as I pushed open the front door. "I'm home."
"Hold on, Bells, stay right there"
"Huh?" I asked, pausing automatically.
"Gimme a second. Ouch, you got me, Alice."
Alice?
"Sorry, Charlie," Alice's trilling voice responded. "How's that?"

Whil I read this, I thought; What the heck. :lol:
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby -Jasper » Sun Apr 05, 2009 10:28 am

^ Haha, how can I not have seen this?
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