gosh, it is so boooooooooooooooring!!
*runs upstairs and then comes to staircase*
the great Maria will now attempt something she has never seen in the Mafia house!
she will try to slide down the banister on her sock-covered feet!
*Maria is seen in a sequined teal leotard and black leggings with bright yellow knee socks*
Background music please!
*Demetri starts Be Your Own Pet's The Kelly Affair
and hovers near the staircase*
i need a running start!
*walks a couple of steps back*
*runs and jumps up on the banister*
*pretends to surf as she slides down the banister singing, "It could be dangerous living in this valley. Everybody here parties all the time!"