samajama wrote:I'm really hot. I feel like a have a fever, and I just feel really, really sick. It's probably that stupid virus. I bet I got it from the Newton kid. Any advice?
You need to sweat the fever away. Take a camera and start recording. Dance along. Try singing "Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?" with appropriate facial gestures and sound effects. The camera will suck away the fever. Then, just drop it off at the Newtons' shop with the tape. The tape is the important part.