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Re: Funniest Twilight Saga Moments

Postby ShortStuff_<3 » Fri Apr 10, 2009 12:42 am

BLONDE VS. DOGG!!!

[heart]ed the war going on between Jacob and Rosalieee. Soo hilarious.

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"You glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool."

"What do you call a smart blonde?"
"A golden retreiver."

"How do you erase a blonde's memory?"
"You blow in their ear."

"How do a blonde's brain cells die?"
"Alone."
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Re: Funniest Twilight Saga Moments

Postby Caitlinx » Fri Apr 10, 2009 9:39 am

for me it has got to be the bit ( i dont have the books with me they are with friends) but when bella and edward are in edwards room and he goes to her i think its like ' Bella stop taking your clothes of' haha or when edward goes likee 'its not that im better then the others but iv just had alot of time on my hands' when he is talkign to bella about the night time and that
i no they are not his exact words btu i dont have the book
and any of emmets comments in any of the the books are great. :)
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Re: Funniest Twilight Saga Moments

Postby TheLamb07 » Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:59 am

TeamEmmit wrote:
readmymind wrote:
TeamEmmit wrote:There is a part, I don't remember where, when Emmett says something like "I'm sure glad Edward didn't kill you." I don't remember exactly but it is my favorite Emmett line.


I <3 that one and the ones above me. And it's at the reception in BD when Bella's dancing with Emmet.


My first thought was Eclipse where they take the vote. Then I thought the reception part too but it wasn't there so I gave up looking.


The Vote is in New Moon at the very end.

The quote is definatly in Eclipse. He says something about "I'm glad Edward didn't kill you. Everything is so much fun with you around." He wanted to go fight the newborns in seatle of something. I've looked for the page but can't find it.
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Re: Funniest Twilight Saga Moments

Postby Aggi* » Fri Apr 17, 2009 8:07 am

On the first pages in Eclipse, when Edward tries to convince Bella of Dartmouth, there is this dialogue where she tells him that she won't be able to be around human and it would be frittered away money.
She insists on living in Antarctica and that Edward will keep an eye on her when he says: "Penguins, lovely."

Reading this i really, really cracked up.
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Also the part when Edward brings Bella home and can read Charlie's thoughts about his "sex-talk".


There would be so much more, but they are already listed here =)
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Re: Funniest Twilight Saga Moments

Postby IluvEdward27 » Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:45 pm

I was rolling on the floor when Rosalie brought Jacob the dog dish full of food in Breaking Dawn, and then there's the blonde jokes, and when Jacob got food in Rosalie's hair.
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Re: Funniest Twilight Saga Moments

Postby Jadey » Sat Apr 25, 2009 3:00 am

When eddie tells bella to stop trying to take her clothes off.
And when we find out alice was translating stuff into arabic at graduation.
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Re: Funniest Twilight Saga Moments

Postby Dovrebanen » Sat Apr 25, 2009 3:40 am

I was just reading this yesterday. It's after Edward starts talking to Bella again in Twillight, and then suddenly he's away from school for a couple of days. And Bella has just heard Jake's story and been online. And she's in the parking lot (I think) and she's thinking: "Stupid, unreliable vampire", when she realized he's not there. It just made me laugh this time.
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Re: Funniest Twilight Saga Moments

Postby exotec » Fri May 08, 2009 5:23 pm

I loved the (movie) scene where Edward's explaining to Charlie that he's taking Bella to their baseball game, and Charlie hesitates and just says, "Well... good luck with that"! LOL Charlie is a kick, in an understated kind of way. :D
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Re: Funniest Twilight Saga Moments

Postby tmills6 » Fri May 08, 2009 8:30 pm

I think it especially funny when Jacob and Bella are arguing over who is older...how they keep adding and subtracting years based on everything they do or say...it's pretty funny...
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Re: Funniest Twilight Saga Moments

Postby EandB » Sat May 09, 2009 1:10 am

I love that part I hope it's in the movie.
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