Obie, it's not like that, we only wrote the one story together, I swear! WE can write a story together if you want -pouty face-obieewok wrote:Ok....so if you haven't seen, Obie is back on with a vengence. Forgive me for my weekend absence, but I had a mother in law obligation that could NOT be avoided. UGH. Hey---I'm on IMDB lol. That's another random fact! I was in a movie. I was "child". It was such a huge role. I mean it. There were only like twenty "child" roles. lmao. Oh---and Obie's favorite show of all time was and always will be Queer as Folk (the US version). Don't ask why....just roll wit' it'....
My new fave guy on the board (sticks tongue out to Cody) is pharmer---probably just because he's a smart*** and he knows EVERYTHING. He tries to play it like he doesn't, but yet he ALWAYS has an answer for everything. And I dig the self absorbed-aspect---that's why he's badddddddd. As for the whole facebook thing---I try to balance it. I know lots of people on here like facebook, but it's not exactly like I can blog my epic long novels (thanks for the shout out Ninna!) on there, plus I'd much rather reserve them for here. I basically just use facebook to post random quirky Chuck Norris facts lol. Let's face it---I don't have much in the way of value to say 98 percent of the time---I'm just the random generator. I'm cool with that.
@pharmer---I don't post my pic on here because we want people to be drawn to the lex---not running away in fear dude. Plus, as you already stated (green monster pokes it's head out) Megs and Jas already covered the "Hot Girls of the Lex" for us, so why bother? I'm 28 man! That's like 98 in Jacob years or something.
@honeythestripper----I am not sure what kind of carnival fun mirror you look at every day, but you are spank bank material chick---that's Obie code for hot. So shut your trap because I'm pretty sure hubs is at home doing naughty things to your pic. Ewww.....on so many levels.
@Becs/Meg---Think you two can pull yourself away from your lovefest to remember the third musketeer () I'm Porthos. So deal with it. And don't think I don't know about you too shopping without me---I totally know.....and on Rex Manning day nonetheless! And Megs----you know EXACTLY how I get out of tickets lol.
@Jas---I spent two hours in Lush yesterday. I bought some more of those baby makeup removers and another farm soap. I LOVE that place.
Oh, to all newbies-----sorry if I can't remember you all----rectify that by posting a ton on here. I'm Obie, I'm in Texas, I'm apparently the board's freaky instigator of random facts, I'm 28 (shut up), oh, and I'm married with a kid (let's not talk about that in this realm lol). I'm in corporate america, although I'm a writer part time for all things that are editorial. I'm extremely EXTREMELY liberal and opinionated, I'm type A Positive, and I can eat a huge pickle is such a way that I am banned in a large amount of movie theatres around here. I'm a HUGE flirt although when it is returned (in everyday life) I totally and completely shut down and lose every ounce of my mental capabilities to deal(just ask the Ben Affleck lookalike across the wall----I think I swore at him and stomped on his toe...but yet he's still staring....must be into that....hmmmm). I've never been on a forum/board/anything before, and to tell you the truth I'm not a huge fan of the movie and the more I read the books, I'm like, Ehhhhh. But still I'm here because the IDEA of Twilight is so appealing. That, and you really can't find a better group of weirdos than these----I love these people on here like they were my red headed ginger step children, really I do. So I look forward to harrassing, er, talking with you all.
On to new bid'ness----Anyone read about a certain vampire movie getting halted due to a lawsuit that deals with plagarism? The story was everywhere this morning, and now the front page of the Lex says it's bogus---but like TMZ of someone has the docs to back it up-----must be a very elaborate hoax. Why people waste time on these things, I shall never ever understand.
I'm being inudated with fanfic---I have read a ton over the past week (plus the new chap of WA---if you are a newbie, Wide Awake is the juggernaut at this time and place for twilight fanfic so check it out) and it's really amazing to me how much smut something so chaste like Twilight has managed to spin off lol. Some of the fanfic has no plot---it's just them getting bizzzzyyyy. And that's all great, but I'm looking for a story. So I'll read any fanfic thrown out there, and I'm going now to read some of our lexlings fanfic too. I'm a sucker for anything with Jasper or Jacob by the way.
Fanfics I'm done reading:
Only Human----was really actually good. The set up is lame---bella goes back in time to chicago in 1908 or whatever because of-get this-a birthday wish. So she gets to see human eddie. And mack on human eddie. Nice.
The Antidote----hands down one of my favs because Eddie eats chalupas. A lot. Basically Bella's blood that he sucks out at the ballet studio turns him human. Hilarity from Emmett is guaranteed. Eddie likes mexican food....and whizzing. Nice.
Good Bella/Bad Bella---Ok...Up front---I have problems with people who write smut for the sake of smut or just make Bella out to be a human trash thing. Didn't really care for this one so much. But if you want a happy ending (in the smut way) then go there.
Wilting---One of my new favs. Eddie is a psychiatrist, Bella his patient. It's got some smuttakes, but a very deep intense story.
Waxing Crescent--great and funny Reneesme/Jacob diddy. I love Daddy Edward. LOVE him. Imagine having a dad that could read your mind around your boyfriend. Nice.
Innocent, Vigiliant, Ordinary---I LOVED THIS ONE. Just go read it.
The Fallout---Same as above---just go read it.
Right now I'm trying to read Coming to Terms. Looks like Eddie boy (all human by the way) got Bells knocked up and he's not too happy about it.
I'm also currently reading Dead Until Dark---the first Sookie Stackhouse book----and I'm getting into it. Holly has good recommendations---so if she tells you people to read something, do it. She's usually spot on.
Ok...about to begin my Monday morning of number crunching. The gym blew this morning by the way. I totally didnt work out as hard as I should/could have. Ugh.
Respond!
(I'm so gonna get in trouble for this^^)
(Um, I'm trying to respond to the first three messages of yours I read at the same time, so bear with me)
You would definitely be the Raisin Girl!
You notice that on a stop light Green means "go", and Yellow means "slow down", but on a banana it's just the opposite?
With a banana, green means "hold on", yellow means "go ahead", and red means "where the hell did you get that banana?"
Also, I notice that my story is not on your list of ones you've read... so read it! You can ask anyone on here, it's a good story, for the most part, except the ending is rather sad....
So read my story! hmmph!
Um, I'm gonna go read the other few pages of posts, and then write more, okay?
be back soon
EDIT
Told you...
um, I haven't really got anything to add, except "Obie 'weejie' is actually spelled 'Quija'"
Sorry
Well, I just finished reading Jasper's back story in Eclipse (that's right, I'm finally re-reading Eclipse! hooray!), so I think I might work on my Jasper story while it's still fresh....
Wish me luck!
