navarre wrote:Jadey wrote:"zomg that gurl smellz good"
*puts hand infront of van*
"how did ju do dat"
"adrenaline, google it"
"Bella we shudnt b frendz"
..and it's like.. I wasn't even aware that they were friends.
Everything happens way to fast.
And Catherines like "yeaaa wooo robert pattinsons sooo sexyy wooo i do druggss yeaaaaaaaaaa"
I am currently laughing my wazoo off!!!
You nailed that choppy dialogue perfectly! I mean they were talking about one thing one second and then the next thing they were in another discussion that had NO relation to anything that had to do with anything.
Has anyone here watched Gilmore Girls? If so, there is an episode in which a character(town nerd) named Curt who made a homemade, black and white film. It was about meeting his girlfriend's parents. Their acting and dialogue was so stilted and terrible it was hysterical. Twilight reminded me of that episode.
Bella: "You have to give me some details here".
Edward: "I feel so protective of you."
Bella: "I love you."
Edward: "Say it!"
Bella: "Umm..I would rather die than live without you" *insert dramatic music*
You get the point. IT WAS THAT BAD!!!
Dialogue ALL over the place and no where to go. I can only laugh now.
You guys crack me up