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Re: Funny Stories

Postby futurevampire » Sat May 02, 2009 10:54 am

A while ago my friends Ellie and Emma and I were at our other friend Sarah's house watching Titanic.
We were at the part where Rose takes the whistle from the dead guy. And Emma was talking about how that's disgusting. We decided that she was going to die...so what choice did she have?
Ellie said "If you were dying, Emma, wouldn't you take a whistle from ANY guy, even if his mouth was bloody or something?"
Emma said "What if the guy next to him didn't have a bloody mouth.
Ellie: "Well, does he have a whistle????
hahahah. We were all having hysterics, except for Sarah because she missed the whole thing and it took us five minutes to calm down and explain.
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Re: Funny Stories

Postby Black » Fri May 08, 2009 9:58 pm

I was walking around town today and I saw a church sign that said:

Is your spirit in recession?
Easter: God's stimulus plan.


I was like.... :lol: ... what losers.
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Re: Funny Stories

Postby therealmrswhitlock » Sun May 10, 2009 2:03 am

I was in the grocery store the other day and I was walking past the frozen foods. There was a pie. The brand was Edwards. My first thought was "But, vampires don't eat pie!" My mom laughed and used it as proof that I have an addiction. I don't have a problem--I can quit Jasper -I mean Twilight, any time I want--I just don't want to!
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Re: Funny Stories

Postby xoxocamille » Sun May 10, 2009 8:38 pm

So last Saturday (not yesterday, the week before), our power went out for a little over 3hrs. I was typing my essay and the electricity went out, so I went to my brother's room and told him how frustrated I was because I was nearly done with my essay. He then told me to go call our parents (since they weren't home) and tell them what happened, and so I did. I quickly grabbed the house phone and pressed the on key, and looked at my brother and said, 'GASP! Kuya, they cut off the phone lines too!' And five seconds later I just remembered that the power was out, and that my brother meant to call them using my cellphone.
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Re: Funny Stories

Postby Black » Sun May 10, 2009 10:52 pm

xoxocamille wrote:So last Saturday (not yesterday, the week before), our power went out for a little over 3hrs. I was typing my essay and the electricity went out, so I went to my brother's room and told him how frustrated I was because I was nearly done with my essay. He then told me to go call our parents (since they weren't home) and tell them what happened, and so I did. I quickly grabbed the house phone and pressed the on key, and looked at my brother and said, 'GASP! Kuya, they cut off the phone lines too!' And five seconds later I just remembered that the power was out, and that my brother meant to call them using my cellphone.

You can still use a [corded] phone while the power's out since it's connected to a phone jack and only uses the phone lines. But I suppose you must have had a cordless. Who has corded phones anymore? lol
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Re: Funny Stories

Postby xoxocamille » Sun May 10, 2009 11:45 pm

Black wrote:You can still use a [corded] phone while the power's out since it's connected to a phone jack and only uses the phone lines. But I suppose you must have had a cordless. Who has corded phones anymore? lol

HAHA yeah, I was using a cordless phone. And really? It still works if it's connected to a phone jack? Wow, never knew that. XD
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Re: Funny Stories

Postby Black » Mon May 11, 2009 2:29 am

xoxocamille wrote:HAHA yeah, I was using a cordless phone. And really? It still works if it's connected to a phone jack? Wow, never knew that. XD

Yea, you can still use the water too! = D
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Re: Funny Stories

Postby Jasper<3 » Thu May 14, 2009 3:59 pm

Today in Social Studies, we played a game outside where we were asked a question, and if we answered it right the teacher threw us a football, and if we caught it we got an extra point... there was more to it than that, but I won't bore you with the details. Anyways, I answered my question and Mr. Lee tossed me the football and I caught it (naturally, I'm just amazing like that), and apparently it surprised everyone because I'm not very athletic. So everyone was like Woo! Yeah Natallie! and Chandler piped in and said Great catch, Natallie! Edward would be proud! :lol:
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Today in Writing class, the two girls next to me (Christina and Heather) were talking and Heather shouts out Christina called Natallie a whale! and of course, Christina denies it, and shouts NO! Heather called Sawyer a whale!! So I was like Sawyer, it's ok! If you're fat, we're fat together! :lol: The entire class was laughing, I think that's more of a had-to-be-there thing, though.
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:lol: I found out at lunch today that I have manipulative powers over this kid, Nathan. I was sitting at his lunch table with 2 of my friends, and he was doing something to one of them, and I was like Nathan, stop! so he did. Then later, he stole my other friend's sweet armwarmer thingies, and I was like Nathan, give them back! so he did, and said to my friend, "You're lucky that she's here!" :lol:
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Re: Funny Stories

Postby debussygirl » Thu May 14, 2009 4:04 pm

Well Gnat, it sounds like you have a secret admirer. ;)
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Re: Funny Stories

Postby Jasper<3 » Thu May 14, 2009 4:15 pm

Ugh, Nathaniel? Yucky.
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