Only beacuse nobody has been writing something for five days? That'd really be an overreaction. and this SKIT works, doesn't it?
Oh, and BTW: would somebody mind if I put some things from the good old SKITs in here..?At Honeydukes
Jacob: So... here the Track ends. My cookies, please..? *stretches out hand towards Bella*
Bella: Just a moment. I have them here... in... my... handbag *digs into her handbag*
Bella: wait... I... have... them... here! *pulls out cookies in a very sparkly wrapping* *hands them to Jake* Here you are!
Jacob: *looks at cookies*
Seth: *pokes him* hey dude! don't you want to share with your pack?
Jacob: *looks at cookies*
Seth: Dude? *waggles hand in front of Jake's face*
Jacob: *soundlessly* This package of cookie reminds me of something...
Seth: o.O what the heck..?
Jacob: I'M STILL SPARKLY!!!!! *bursts out into tears*
Bella: *watches Jake for a while* Uhm... whatever.
I'll take care of my sister-in-law and her traitorous niece now...
Alice: *salutes* YES SIR!
Bella and Alice: *look for Rose and Nessie**find Emmett and Jasper*
Emmett: *kneeling on the floor begging Jasper* But Jazz! Please, PLEASE give it too me! You can't do that to me! I'm your brother!
Jasper: *holds a package of beetleflavored cupcakes with green filling up in the air so that emmett can't get them* Em, there are some things that a man HAS to do. like saving you from the biggest disgrace in your life!
Emmett: but it's the last package!
Jasper: For luck!
Bella and Alice:
Alice: what the hell are you doing here?
Emmett: *notices Alice* *evil glare at Jasper* NOW YOU HAVE ALL THE CUPCAKES AND ALICE WILL LOVE YOU AND MY SWEET ROSIE POSIE WILL HATE ME!
Jasper: oh, Em. get. it. women don't want beetle-flavored cupcakes with strange green fillings!
Emmett: They do! *jumps up so fast that Jazz can't take the cupcakes away* *takes the cupcakes and shows them to Bella and Alice* Look! Isn't this the best aniversary gift ever?
Alice and Bella: *suspect**gaze into the box* UGH!
Bella: this is disgusting! Emmett, please don't do that to Rosalie! *lightbulb* but on the other hand...
Alice: AWESOME! *shifty eyes*
Bella: *smooth-tongued* Oh Emmett! This is the best gift ever! I wish I got something like that from Edward... you MUST give it to Rosalie!
Emmett: *triumphant expression* See, Jazzie? I was right!
Jasper: *confused* what the heck?
Nessie and Rose: *come around the corner*
Rosalie: No Nessie, you can't have a puppy... why do you have to change your mind all the time?
Nessie: BUT I WANT ONE! *stamps her foot*
Bella: *notices them*
oh Nessie, honey! I was so worried! *hugs Nessie*
Bella: and Rose! My beloved sister! *hugs Rosalie*
Seth: *coming from behind, carries Jacob, who is still sobbing* and what are we foing to do with him??? *lets Jacob drop*
Nessie: JAKEY!!!! *huggles and kisses Jacob*
*cloud of smoke*
Nessie is not longer the Loch Ness Monster, Jacob is not longer sparkly.
Cute little kitty: *Poofs in* YAY!!! HAPPY END FOR EVERYONE!!!!
everyone: ô.OHappy end really for everyone?
Edward: *still pushing th wooden rabbit* How far is it to you godamn factory?
Jane: Uhm... to be honest I don't know... the batteries of my GPS are empty... *sheepish grin*
Edward: *evil glare* JANE!!!!!The day after in Rosalie and Emmett's bedroom...
Emmett: Here my love! my anniversary gift! *hands Rosalie a huge present that is covered with sparkling wrapping paper and a giant loop*
Rosalie: Oh Emmett! thank you so much! *opens present* *evil* EMMETT...
Emmett: What's wrong, Rosie Posie..?
yay! i kinda finished the SKIT I think... we should start a new one!