oh my gosh!! thats soooo funny! couldnt stop laughing!!!G-Faerie08 wrote:The morning after the infamous first night of the honeymoon...
Bella: Why am I covered in feathers?
Edward: I think the real question here Bella is why you were saying Robert Pattinson's name last night instead of mine!!
Bella: Oops..
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Betting on Alice.
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me too wow... and people were lloking at me so funny ha haJazzy'sgirl112108 wrote:oh my gosh!! thats soooo funny! couldnt stop laughing!!!G-Faerie08 wrote:The morning after the infamous first night of the honeymoon...
Bella: Why am I covered in feathers?
Edward: I think the real question here Bella is why you were saying Robert Pattinson's name last night instead of mine!!
Bella: Oops..
Edward: I hate laying the piano i want to do something more manly. I'm gonna go for proskiing!!
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^^Funny, but exchange pro skiing for something like... figure skating!
My edited version: Edward: I hate playing the piano. I wanna to do something more manly... like... FIGURE SKATING!
Or curling! Even better, lets go play with the Canananananananananadans!
Props to saphhie for that idea.
My edited version: Edward: I hate playing the piano. I wanna to do something more manly... like... FIGURE SKATING!
Or curling! Even better, lets go play with the Canananananananananadans!
Props to saphhie for that idea.
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Edward: Jasper, you must not let yourself be so ruled by emotion.
Jasper: Thank you, Commander Spock.
Jasper: Thank you, Commander Spock.
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Emmett: Can I marry Bella?
Edward: Sure! Take her off my hands!
Jasper: I want Bella!
Carlisle: No me!
Rosalie: I WANT TO MARRY BELLA!
Everyone: Okay!
Edward: Sure! Take her off my hands!
Jasper: I want Bella!
Carlisle: No me!
Rosalie: I WANT TO MARRY BELLA!
Everyone: Okay!
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dandyvampirsgril thanks!!!!!
in the meadow after edward leaves
Bella: you know what he left me and your still a vampire lets get married!!!
Laurent: Sure then we can tour crosscountry like gypsies!
in the meadow after edward leaves
Bella: you know what he left me and your still a vampire lets get married!!!
Laurent: Sure then we can tour crosscountry like gypsies!
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ha ha!! i can totally see alice saying that!!!G-Faerie08 wrote: Alice: OH MY GOSH!!
Cullens: What Alice? What did you see?
Alice: Jason Mesnick from The Bachelor dumps Melissa and picks the other girl!
Cullens:
Betting on Alice.
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me too haha she would totally ruin it for them!!Jazzy'sgirl112108 wrote:ha ha!! i can totally see alice saying that!!!G-Faerie08 wrote: Alice: OH MY GOSH!!
Cullens: What Alice? What did you see?
Alice: Jason Mesnick from The Bachelor dumps Melissa and picks the other girl!
Cullens:
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Ha Ha!! cant stop laughing!! i love the volturi... that was soooo funny!!!\/Brittany\/ wrote:That's hilarious!♥midnight_sun♥ wrote:During New Moon when Bella and Alice are in Italy...
Aro: Bella, would you like to stay here with us? You would be turned of course.
Bella: Yes!
Edward: Bella...but...why? (Edward looks like he should be crying)
Bella: I'm sorry, Edward, but the option of becoming a member of the guard is much better than spending eternity with you.
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__________________________________________________________________DramaPrincezz013 wrote:Alice: Follow the yellow-brick road!
*Bella gives Alice a strange look*
Alice: What? Did Edward never tell you I played a munchkin in The Wizard of Oz?
ha ha ha!!! you're amazing!!
Betting on Alice.