Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby Jazzy'sgirl112108 » Mon May 25, 2009 11:47 pm

G-Faerie08 wrote:The morning after the infamous first night of the honeymoon...

Bella: Why am I covered in feathers?

Edward: I think the real question here Bella is why you were saying Robert Pattinson's name last night instead of mine!!

Bella: Oops..


oh my gosh!! :lol: thats soooo funny! couldnt stop laughing!!! :lol:
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby saphhie » Tue May 26, 2009 3:15 pm

Jazzy'sgirl112108 wrote:
G-Faerie08 wrote:The morning after the infamous first night of the honeymoon...

Bella: Why am I covered in feathers?

Edward: I think the real question here Bella is why you were saying Robert Pattinson's name last night instead of mine!!

Bella: Oops..


oh my gosh!! :lol: thats soooo funny! couldnt stop laughing!!! :lol:

me too wow... and people were lloking at me so funny ha ha

Edward: I hate laying the piano i want to do something more manly. I'm gonna go for proskiing!!
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby dandyvampgirl_13 » Tue May 26, 2009 6:30 pm

^^Funny, but exchange pro skiing for something like... figure skating!

My edited version: Edward: I hate playing the piano. I wanna to do something more manly... like... FIGURE SKATING! :D
Or curling! Even better, lets go play with the Canananananananananadans!

Props to saphhie for that idea.
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby ringswraith » Tue May 26, 2009 6:50 pm

Edward: Jasper, you must not let yourself be so ruled by emotion.
Jasper: Thank you, Commander Spock.
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby DudeRocksTheTwilight » Tue May 26, 2009 7:10 pm

Emmett: Can I marry Bella?
Edward: Sure! Take her off my hands!
Jasper: I want Bella!
Carlisle: No me!
Rosalie: I WANT TO MARRY BELLA!
Everyone: Okay!
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby saphhie » Tue May 26, 2009 8:07 pm

dandyvampirsgril thanks!!!!!

in the meadow after edward leaves
Bella: you know what he left me and your still a vampire lets get married!!!
Laurent: Sure then we can tour crosscountry like gypsies!
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby Jazzy'sgirl112108 » Wed May 27, 2009 5:46 pm

G-Faerie08 wrote:Alice: :shock: OH MY GOSH!!
Cullens: What Alice? What did you see?
Alice: Jason Mesnick from The Bachelor dumps Melissa and picks the other girl!
Cullens: :roll:


ha ha!! i can totally see alice saying that!!! :lol: :!:
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby saphhie » Wed May 27, 2009 5:49 pm

Jazzy'sgirl112108 wrote:
G-Faerie08 wrote:Alice: :shock: OH MY GOSH!!
Cullens: What Alice? What did you see?
Alice: Jason Mesnick from The Bachelor dumps Melissa and picks the other girl!
Cullens: :roll:


ha ha!! i can totally see alice saying that!!! :lol: :!:

me too haha she would totally ruin it for them!!
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby Jazzy'sgirl112108 » Wed May 27, 2009 5:55 pm

\/Brittany\/ wrote:
♥midnight_sun♥ wrote:During New Moon when Bella and Alice are in Italy...

Aro: Bella, would you like to stay here with us? You would be turned of course.
Bella: Yes!
Edward: Bella...but...why? (Edward looks like he should be crying)
Bella: I'm sorry, Edward, but the option of becoming a member of the guard is much better than spending eternity with you.

:lol: That's hilarious!


Ha Ha!! cant stop laughing!! :lol: i love the volturi... that was soooo funny!!! :lol:
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby Jazzy'sgirl112108 » Wed May 27, 2009 6:18 pm

DramaPrincezz013 wrote:Alice: Follow the yellow-brick road!
*Bella gives Alice a strange look*
Alice: What? Did Edward never tell you I played a munchkin in The Wizard of Oz?

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ha ha ha!!! :lol: you're amazing!! :lol:
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