saphhie wrote:DoNotFeartheDark wrote:Alright, i wuz watching da Twilight movie and at the part where James is videotaping Bella, a thought occured to me. what would have happpened if there wuz no more momory for it? cuz in da book he didn't say he borrowed it. but in da movie he did. he would be all like:
James: Perfect. very visually dynamic- oh wait- the lens cap is on..
James: alright here it goes, oh wait/ NO MEMORY!!?? well this is awkward...
Bella: ya think?
James: Stupid camera!! HUMILIATING ME!! * throws it to the ground where it shatters* aw dammit..
omg its so early here. now my family is all why are you hysterical... wow nice job.
i do really hate itwhen the memeory goes out it totaly ruins the moment.
hmmm heres one
Edward: you know what bella. Jake's a better person for you. Take him instead.
Bella: Are you sure i love you though...
Jake: actualy edward i doj't love her you take her.
Edward: huh i don't love her you don't love her lets run off to Barabados and ditch her.
Bella: Fine i was just in it for the money anyays. really love Seth the best anyways
JenTheWriter wrote:It's after the final battle and the Volturi and their witnesses leave. The Cullens and their witnesses' celebration slowly comes to an end.
Jacob: *clicks tongue* Soo ...
Edward: *scratches his head* Yeah.
Everyone looks around oddly at each other, mainly looking down at the ground.
Edward: So, uh ... *toes the dirt a little while focusing on a rock on the ground* about what I said...
Jacob: *shifts uncomfortable*
Edward: You know the part where I called you my brother?
Jacob: *clears his throat* Yeah...?
Edward: *folds his arms across his chest* And then the part where I called you my son?
Jacob: *nods slowly, still not looking at Edward* Yeah?
Edward: You see ... I thought I was going to die and all, and never see you again.
Jacob: *clears his throat again* Right.
Edward: Can we, uh, just forget I said that?
Jacob: Yeah, yeah. Totally forgotten.
Edward: *still not meeting Jacob's eyes, shoves his hand toward him* Good.
Jacob: *shakes Edward's hand quickly* Good.
Emmett: *'leans over to Rosalie* Awkward...
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