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Re: Song Lyrics that make you laugh

Postby boatsandbirds<3 » Thu Sep 18, 2008 4:12 pm

You're The Only One by Maria Mena

I laughed so hard at this part:

"I hope you can forgive me for that time
When I put my hand between your legs
And said it was small
Cuz its really not at all"

Just listen to the song.
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Re: Song Lyrics that make you laugh

Postby skylarblue » Thu Sep 18, 2008 4:23 pm

I love this song but it makes me laugh when I picture the video playing in my mind as the song plays:

I Like Big Butts - Sir Mix A Lot
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Re: Song Lyrics that make you laugh

Postby simple_love♫ » Fri Sep 19, 2008 3:35 pm

"Show Them to Me" by Rodney Carrington
it's on the B4MH movie soundtrack
Oh it seems to me this whole world's gone crazy
There's too much hate and killin goin on
But when I see the bare chest of a woman
My worries and my problems are all gone
No one thinks of fightin, when they see a topless girl
Baby if you would show yours too, we could save the world

Show them to me, show them to me
Unclasp your bra and set those puppies free
They'd look a whole lot better without that sweater baby I'm sure you'll agree
If you got, two fun bags,
Show them to me

I don't care if they don't match or ones bigger than the other
You could show me one, and I'll imagine the other
Even if you're really old, there's nothing wrong
Don't be sad your boobs ain't bad, they're just a little long

Show them to me, show them to me
Lift up your shirt and let the whole world see
Just disrobe, show your globes and a happy man I'll be
If you got, dos chichi's,
Show them to me

I've met a lot of them, but never one I've hated
Even if you've had thirteen kids and you think they look deflated
There's no such thing as a bad breast, I believe this much is true
If you're a big fat man I'm a titty fan and I'd love to see yours too

Show them to me, show them to me
Just like the girls gone wild on T.V.
Just lean back and show your rack and I'll be in ecstasy
If you got two casabas
Show them to me

All the world will live in harmony
It'll do you good, it'll give me wood, we'll make history
If you love your country, I'm gonna say it one more time,
I said if you love your country yea
Then stand your "butt" up and show them to me


the first time i heard that song i was like " :shock: ....what the heck?"
now i just laugh my butt off
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Re: Song Lyrics that make you laugh

Postby clumsy_bella » Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:43 pm

skylarblue wrote:I love this song but it makes me laugh when I picture the video playing in my mind as the song plays:

I Like Big Butts - Sir Mix A Lot


Do you mean Baby Got Back?
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Re: Song Lyrics that make you laugh

Postby Elizabeth » Sat Sep 27, 2008 4:32 am

I agree with skylarblue Baby Got Back is funny.

One Week by the Barenaked Ladies makes no sense, but it's so catchy!
"Chickadee China the Chinese chicken.."
What is a Chinese chicken?!
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Re: Song Lyrics that make you laugh

Postby mlola619 » Sat Sep 27, 2008 11:28 am

clumsy_bella wrote:
skylarblue wrote:I love this song but it makes me laugh when I picture the video playing in my mind as the song plays:

I Like Big Butts - Sir Mix A Lot


Do you mean Baby Got Back?



bahaha right!? i swear i used to sing that all the time as a kid...ridiculous bahaha but it was so funny to me! *and still is*
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Re: Song Lyrics that make you laugh

Postby Jacob's_Girl » Sat Sep 27, 2008 3:16 pm

One Week is one of my fav songs! Another funny one would be "Pickup Man" by...umm...can't remember. But it's funny. "I got an 8 foot bed that never has to be made"..."You know cargo lights give off a romantic glow." (is my redneck showing?) :D
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Re: Song Lyrics that make you laugh

Postby simple_love♫ » Sat Sep 27, 2008 3:27 pm

Jacob's_Girl wrote:One Week is one of my fav songs! Another funny one would be "Pickup Man" by...umm...can't remember. But it's funny. "I got an 8 foot bed that never has to be made"..."You know cargo lights give off a romantic glow." (is my redneck showing?) :D


I LOVE that song!!!! it's so cute/funny!! yay Alan Jackson!!!
lyrics:

Well i got my first truck, when i was three,
Drove a hundred thousand miles on my knees
Hauled marbles and rocks, and thought twice before
I hauled a barbie doll bed for the girl next door
When she paid me with a kiss i began to understand,
There's just something women like about a pickup man

When i turned sixteen, i saved a few hundred bucks
My first car was a pickup truck
Started cruisin' the town and the first girl i seen
Was bobbie jo gentry the homecoming queen
She flagged me down and climbed up in the cab, and said
"i never knew you were a pickup man!"

(chorus)
You can set my truck on fire, roll it down a hill
But i still wouldn't trade it for a coupe deville
It's got an eight foot bed that never has to be made
You know if it weren't for trucks we wouldn't have tailgates
I met all my wives in traffic jams,
You know there's something women like about a pickup man

Most friday nights, i can be found
In the back of my truck on an old chaise lounge
Backed into my spot at the drive-in show
You know a cargo light gives off a romantic glow
I never have to wait in line at the popcorn stand,
There's just something women like about a pickup man

Chorus

A bucket of rust, or a brand new machine
Once around the block and you'll know what i mean

Chorus
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Re: Song Lyrics that make you laugh

Postby kimiCullenx3 » Sat Sep 27, 2008 11:04 pm

Elizabeth wrote:Jeff Foxworthy collaborated with Alan Jackson on a song Redneck Games. It's hilarious! I also like Brass Monkey by the Beastie Boys, the title says it all.


I agree with Brass Monkey! My friend is a total fan of them and she showed me a song of their's. Absolute hilarious-ness. [and yes i know thats not a word and i dont care :P]
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Re: Song Lyrics that make you laugh

Postby RajaniArchana » Wed Oct 01, 2008 4:24 pm

Somebody made this HILARIOUS harry Potter rendition of Baby Got back...it's so clever and catchy, I laugh every time I hear it!

( And today I heard the news
there's a killer on the loose!
So Ron!
Yeah?
Ron!
Yeah?
His name is Sirius Black!)

LOL!
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