Waffle of Doom wrote:ROFLMAO! That's hilarious!
I've had almost that exact conversation with my bff.
BFF- Are you wearing mascara?
Me- No. Why?
BFF- Because you have the longest, darkest eyelashes EVER! I freaking hate you!
Me- Okaaaay.... How about we change the subject? You have a better nose than I do.
BFF- Big whoop! You got all the good features! Big boobs, a ghetto booty and long eyelashes! I'm flat butted and chested, plus I have really short lashes that I have to pile mascara on! *crosses arms* You suck.
Me- Thanks, I love you, too.
Black wrote:JenTheWriter wrote:^^ Oh ew how creepy sick is that?! Then he went out with your little sister?! *shudders* I had this one guy obsessed when I was in my early 20s working at BK. He worked in the dining room and was a touch special. He would just stand there and stare at me for hours. He would find ways to come behind the counter and touch me. I half expected him to follow me home one night and stare into my window!
Ha. He probably did.
Sounds a lot like something Edward would do...
Waffle of Doom wrote:My friend and I were walking around her house and she looks at my feet and goes, "Your toes look like spoons! They're all long, and round at the tip, and your nail is sorta curved. They are so cool!"
She's slightly insane.
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