(Gah, vanished. Stupid strom took out my internet for a while. I like lightning though.)
I was driving again, surveying the houses. None of them so far had been... great enough. I did love my great and spacious buildings.
Then I quickly went into reverse, and backed up to look at something that had caught my eye. A huge mansion, well set back behind a row of willow trees, with a large front and backyard. Best yet, it looked unoccupied. I would have no need to convince an owner that the grass was always greener under a rock or something. Excellent!
I drove up, entered the driveway, and took a better view of the place. It was a grand Victorian mansion, and reminded me slightly of Buckingham Palace. This would definetely make a good home for us.
"I declare this piece of property to belong to the Mafia!" I said in a loud voice in front of the door. Then I remembered most homes don't have voice recognition software, so I followed everyone else's example and placed a call to City Hall. (rhyming!)