Goodnight Elizabeth wrote:I am writing because I'm concerned about a group of kids that I see everyday in the lunchroom. They buy lunches, but I never see them eat. They are thin, pale, and have dark circles under their eyes. They drive very expensive cars and wear very stylish clothes. They don't seem very sociable either. They live with the young doctor and his wife.
I'm afraid for these kids. I think they are dealing and taking drugs, and that young doctor is behind it all. He's too handsome.
Concerned Lunchroom Lady
Concerned Lunchroom Lady,
I have been told of these people
previously and agree with you completely. Actions are being taken to find out the true situation regarding this family. We are holding a meeting regarding this in a few days in a castle we booked out for the occasion in Volterra, Italy. As you have shown such an interest in this matter and seem to be concerned we have payed for your tickets and your plane will leave in three days. Be sure to be your cleanest and looking your best as we will be having a dinner prior to the meeting.
P.s. Feel free to invite anyone else who is concerned or suspicious of these kids, we will also pay for their tickets. The more the tastier... err, merrier.