ringswraith wrote:(Warning. Barely skirting PG-13 with this one. You have been warned.)
Bella (to Edward): (huffing and getting out of bed) I didn't realize they weren't kidding when they said you were the fastest. Ugh!
Bwahahahahahaha! Love it Rings!
Bri~I didn't know you knew about FML.
reposting this one cuz I can't think of anything, but people told me this was funny...
During New Moon when Bella and Alice are in Italy...
Aro: Bella, would you like to stay here with us? You would be turned of course.
Edward: Bella...but...why? (Edward looks like he should be crying)
Bella: I'm sorry, Edward, but the option of becoming a member of the guard is much better than spending eternity with you.