Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby love_is_noise » Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:33 am

^^
haha, i acctually laughed out loud when i read that!
just picturing it...so weird!
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(Warning. Barely skirting PG-13 with this one. You have been warned.)

Bella (to Edward): (huffing and getting out of bed) I didn't realize they weren't kidding when they said you were the fastest. Ugh!

^^ :lol: wow, that's a good one :lol:
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby DoNotFeartheDark » Fri Jun 19, 2009 3:32 pm

bad mental picture
ilovetwilight wrote:*all of the cullens are sitting in there living room* *Harry Potter, Ron and Hermoine magically appear out of no where*

Harry: What the hell? This isn't the Burrow!


*snort* HHAHAHAHAHAHA i can just imagine that!

Also i luv the auctioning for nessie. XP

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:D :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol:

But why would Aro want Nessie? Oh wait :shock: bad mental picture

Aro: *creepy whisper* come here Nessie. let me touch you
Nessie: :shock: :o Pale white and black hair? *gasp* MICHAEL JACKSON!!! GET AWAAAAYY!!! :o
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby JenTheWriter » Sat Jun 20, 2009 2:58 am

ilovetwilight wrote:*all of the cullens are sitting in there living room* *Harry Potter, Ron and Hermoine magically appear out of no where*

Harry: What the hell? This isn't the Burrow!


LMAO that is frickin hilarious! I love HP references!
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby G-Faerie08 » Sat Jun 20, 2009 8:03 am

*Edward and Jacob chilling on the Cullen Couch*

Edward: Dude, you smell good. What cologne are you wearing?
Jacob: Thanks man. Its called Hair of the Dog
Edward: Nice, I think I'll get some for Carlisle for Father's Day.
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby DudeRocksTheTwilight » Sat Jun 20, 2009 8:13 am

G-Faerie08 wrote:*Edward and Jacob chilling on the Cullen Couch*

Edward: Dude, you smell good. What cologne are you wearing?
Jacob: Thanks man. Its called Hair of the Dog
Edward: Nice, I think I'll get some for Carlisle for Father's Day.


Hahahahahahahahah!
OMG! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby IloveAliceCullen<3 » Sat Jun 20, 2009 3:01 pm

DudeRocksTheTwilight wrote:
G-Faerie08 wrote:*Edward and Jacob chilling on the Cullen Couch*

Edward: Dude, you smell good. What cologne are you wearing?
Jacob: Thanks man. Its called Hair of the Dog
Edward: Nice, I think I'll get some for Carlisle for Father's Day.


Hahahahahahahahah!
OMG! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Quote that, I was laughing out loud for two minutes. :lol:
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby IloveAliceCullen<3 » Sat Jun 20, 2009 3:11 pm

Well, it's not really good but:

Bella deciding to get two dresses, one skirt and lots of shoes.
Bella: Alice? Do you want to go sho-
Alice (annoyed): No, I don't want shopping with you Bella.
Bella (surprised): Why not, I thought you loved getting me dresses and stuff?
Alice (let go a sigh): Bella, why the heck do YOU want to SHOP for clothes.
*Silence*
Alice: You're what? Planning a PARTY? :shock:
Bella: Well, I thought it would be fun... I thought you loved parties!
Alice: For what reason do you hate me so much to ask me for shopping with you and throw a party by yourself? :evil:
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby love_is_noise » Sun Jun 21, 2009 7:08 am

IloveAliceCullen<3 wrote:Well, it's not really good but:

Bella deciding to get two dresses, one skirt and lots of shoes.
Bella: Alice? Do you want to go sho-
Alice (annoyed): No, I don't want shopping with you Bella.
Bella (surprised): Why not, I thought you loved getting me dresses and stuff?
Alice (let go a sigh): Bella, why the heck do YOU want to SHOP for clothes.
*Silence*
Alice: You're what? Planning a PARTY? :shock:
Bella: Well, I thought it would be fun... I thought you loved parties!
Alice: For what reason do you hate me so much to ask me for shopping with you and throw a party by yourself? :evil:


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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby purple_panda » Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:03 am

Cullen guys and La Push pack are singing karaoke in Cullen house while the girls are shopping
edward: im a barbie girl
jasper: in a barbie world
emmett: life in plastic
carlisle: its fantastic!
jake: you can brush my hair
sam: and dress me everywhere
embry: imagination!
paul: life is your creation
jared: come on barbie lets go party
*girls walk in the door, having heard the performance*
girls: :shock: :o :lol:
carlisle: um, i thought you were going to be home later?
esme: we came home early, barbie girl
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby IloveAliceCullen<3 » Mon Jun 22, 2009 6:21 am

purple_panda wrote:Cullen guys and La Push pack are singing karaoke in Cullen house while the girls are shopping
edward: im a barbie girl
jasper: in a barbie world
emmett: life in plastic
carlisle: its fantastic!
jake: you can brush my hair
sam: and dress me everywhere
embry: imagination!
paul: life is your creation
jared: come on barbie lets go party
*girls walk in the door, having heard the performance*
girls: :shock: :o :lol:
carlisle: um, i thought you were going to be home later?
esme: we came home early, barbie girl

Cullen guys and La Push pack are singing karaoke in Cullen house while the girls are shopping
edward: im a barbie girl
jasper: in a barbie world
emmett: life in plastic
carlisle: its fantastic!
jake: you can brush my hair
sam: and dress me everywhere
embry: imagination!
paul: life is your creation
jared: come on barbie lets go party


I really expected Alice saying: OH I'M IN HEAVEN I HAVE SOME NEW DOLLS. :lol:
Or something like that. :lol:
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