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Re: The Third Table

Postby Ouisa » Sun Sep 21, 2008 1:31 am

Okay I have another scene I would like to see. Charlie in Breaking Dawn when Jake makes quixotic little visit.
I mean here is Jake, stripping off his clothes! How do you do that in front of your old flame's dad. Hi Charlie....one moment while I take off my pants! If I were Charlie I would be pulling for the gun! (I said if I were Charlie. If I were Ouisa I would be yelling out BOW CHICKA WOW WOW). And then if the nakedness is not enough (oh oh it's not enough for Ouisa) Jake phases! I mean these have got to be some spectacular scenes! (oh the scenery!---BAD OUISA)

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Re: The Third Table

Postby Elizabeth » Sun Sep 21, 2008 1:53 am

Someone's been spending some time in the gutter, lol!
Ouisa, it sounds a bit like Chipandales, except for the Bow Chicka Bow wow, that's sounds like some naughty 70s film :shock: I'll be the one in the back blushing!
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Re: The Third Table

Postby samajama » Sun Sep 21, 2008 2:25 am

Elizabeth wrote:except for the Bow Chicka Bow wow, that's sounds like some naughty 70s film :shock: I'll be the one in the back blushing!

Well, the Bow Chicka Wow Wow is obviously to mondernize the film, Elizabeth.
Of course, though, I would be screaming with Ouisa, not blushing. It's seems more appropriate that we embrace Jacob's nakedness than :oops:. Anyway, the point is I'd love to be there, too, Ouisa, to know what Charlie was thinking *ahem* seeing *ahem*. It would be quite interesting, I think.
My mind shouldn't be in the gutter, but at this time of night, I don't care anymore. ;) (It's 2:30AM, EST)
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Re: The Third Table

Postby -BR- » Sun Sep 21, 2008 3:04 am

Ouisa wrote:(oh the scenery!---BAD OUISA)

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Tee hee, no no no....that's GOOD Ouisa!

I'm sure there are lots of scenes and characters I'd like to read from their point of view, darn WBS... One I did manage to think of though. I'd like to read the scene where Bella helps Angela address her graduation announcements from Angela's point of view. I know it's not an exciting scene and Angela isn't an exciting character. Maybe it's because I find her to be the most likable in a real life sort of way. I would like to hear what she thinks of Edward and Bella from the outsider perspective.
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Re: The Third Table

Postby samajama » Sun Sep 21, 2008 3:32 am

-BR- wrote:I know it's not an exciting scene and Angela isn't an exciting character.

Now, don't say that. I love Angela. She reminds me a lot of myself! I would like to hear an outsider's opinion, too, though, but I don't think of her as boring by any means. Angela is very insigtful. I'm surprised she doesn't know all about the vampires! Haha, she's probably feigning ignorance by saying, "Edward is only human." Maybe she is a witch. :lol:
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Re: The Third Table

Postby Alcyone » Sun Sep 21, 2008 9:31 am

I second Charlie when Jacob fursplodes.

Heehee. Fursploding.



My take is Aro. When he touches Edward (inferred, if not shown) and Alice in Volterra. Touching Marcus. Touching Edward again in BD. Hell, have him touch everyone! (In a strictly non sensual/sexual way). Get some interesting stories and narrated with his brilliant sense of humor.


And then have him touch me (in a strictly sensual/sexual way) but that Story won't be repeated. It's for private enjoyment. Very private indeed. :twisted:
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Re: The Third Table

Postby -EB- » Sun Sep 21, 2008 11:36 am

What scene and from what character's perspective (other than the ones we currently have published) would you most want to read.

I would love to see the Bachelor party from Edward's perspective. I can only imagine what Emmett would have done for that and wish we could see it. That has to be one seriously memorable event.


Fursploading is an awesome term though...I think I will find some way to incorporate that into a conversation today.
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Re: The Third Table

Postby oleander » Sun Sep 21, 2008 12:00 pm

I'm behind!

First question, about Edward...

I agree with a lot of the scenes people have chosen: the meadow, Fire and Ice, the hip-hitching, the final bit of BD, etc...but i'd like to see the crushing of Bella's heart in NM from his perspective; what was going through his head during the vote when he was demolishing the living room; his thoughts during the wedding; and some insight into those sometimes rare moments when he's actually happy because he always seems so tortured and brooding.

What scene and from what character's perspective (other than the ones we currently have published) would you most want to read.

I would love to see Jasper's perspective when he went after Bella in NM.

I must seem like such a masochist, but i find that looking into the tortured psyche of a character is more interesting (at least to me) than floating along on the emotions of a character that's happy all the time. I think that's why I love Edward so much. There's so many layers to the way he feels.
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Re: The Third Table

Postby BlueStarlight » Sun Sep 21, 2008 12:06 pm

Fursploding!! That is just great!!

Angela is my favorite human in the series. Her line "Edward is only human" cracked me up! I wish there had been more Bella/Angela time.

I imagine Edward was very anxious during his "bachelor party." I thought he told Bella that they were just going to hunt... my copy of BD is lent-out, so I can't check to see if that's what they did.

Another POV I would like to read is Rosalie's in BD-- that would be very interesting. It seems that all the characters keep something of themselves inside, they don't give up information readily. I feel that we never really get an unbiased view of her. I'd like to see her own view of Renesmee.
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Re: The Third Table

Postby jenni_elyse » Sun Sep 21, 2008 9:31 pm

Yay! Another adult thread! I'm so excited!!!

Of the four books in the Twilight Saga, what scene would you like to read from Edward's perspective? And of course tell us why!

I apologize if some of my answers are the same as others. I just want to put my reasoning down if a scene has already been said.

I want to know what Edward was feeling and thinking while Bella was going to Phoenix with Alice and Jasper. I also want to know how he felt when he found out Bella had left Alice and Jasper to go sacrifice herself to James. I just want his perspective from that whole part of the book. I want to know what was in James's mind that infuriated Edward so much. It's like reading the Port Angeles scene. I knew that what those four men were thinking had to be bad, but I didn't realize how bad it was until reading the scene from Edward's perspective. I just really want to read Edward's perspective from "The Game" chapter all of the way until the end in Twilight.

I know people have mentioned the meadow scene. I just want to say that that scene is to pivotal in the entire series. I mean that's where it all began because of Stephenie's dream. To not be able to read this part I think is the saddest part of the Midnight Sun travesty. I really do hope Stephenie finishes Midnight Sun.

I also want to read about Edward's thoughts and feelings about the GDS (Great Dog Snog) in Eclipse. How he really felt since he wouldn't talk to Bella. What he thought after Bella came home from Jake's house crying.

I also want to read about Edward's thoughts in parts of Breaking Dawn. I want to know what he was feeling when he watched Bella hunt for the first time. When he was able to hold Renesmee for the first time after he stopped worrying about Bella. I want to know how he felt the first time Bella and Edward baked (before he started feeling guilty for Bella's bruising).

I know we can guess his thoughts and feelings in a lot of these scenes. I just think it would add so much more to reading about them from his perspective, though. Especially with the way Stephenie writes. There's just something about the way she portrays her characters through her words. Fan fiction can't satisfy this want because no one comes close to her ability to know her character's feelings, thoughts, and reactions and also how she'd portray them. (I hope that makes sense.)

What scene and from what character's perspective (other than the ones we currently have published) would you most want to read?

I would love to read about Alice & Jasper's escapade in South America during Breaking Dawn. I'd also love to see Alice's vision of the Volturi coming to get everyone and know that feelings and fear she was feeling.

I would also love to read about Jasper's thoughts and feelings about Bella after she turned into a vampire. We know it was hard for him to deal with because he'd never experienced a newborn like that before. Also, we know he was beating himself up because Bella was able to handle herself. I think it would be neat to hear his exact thoughts and experience Bella's feelings through his eyes.

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