You know you've read too much Twilight when...

[IloveAliceCullen<3]

When you're trying to make your friends as addicted as you to Twilight saga by giving them Twilight as graduation present.

What lucky friends!

I don't think she will be grateful when she is as addicted as me after reading Twilight..

I'm crazy, I would move with a boy who doesn't love me the way I love him to UK, I would marry him too and I want a child.
Yeah, Twilight really made me insane.

So I don't think she will be grateful as she is like I'm.

[DudeRocksTheTwilight]

When you love baseball all of a sudden.

[love_is_noise]

when you can no longer watch some of your old favourite movies because the vampires are just 'wrong'

[DudeRocksTheTwilight]

when you can no longer watch some of your old favourite movies because the vampires are just 'wrong'

Exactly!

[IloveAliceCullen<3]

when you can no longer watch some of your old favourite movies because the vampires are just 'wrong'

Exactly!

True!
And when you can't watch new movies with Kristen Stwewart or Robert Pattinson because they let you think of Edward without Bella or Bella without her Edward.

I just can't see Harry Potter 4 for this reason, or the new movies they're making.

[Dovrebanen]

when you can no longer watch some of your old favourite movies because the vampires are just 'wrong'

Exactly!

True!
And when you can't watch new movies with Kristen Stwewart or Robert Pattinson because they let you think of Edward without Bella or Bella without her Edward.

When you feel bad when you see Rob kissing Emilie de Ravin on the Remember Me set, because it feels like he's cheating on Kristen/Bella

When you buy all new books, because the one's you have are paperback, and you need books in perfect condition...I just did that. Ordered all 4 books...But it's good idea, because that way I can bring the paperback to the beach and stuff, while the hardcover stays new and shiny at home.

[paulsbeyach]

When at that mall you think of ways to sneak that human size stand up cardboard of Edward home and into your room.........

when you go to the mall and see a human size Edward stand-up cardboard
and you get all giddy inside and smile like a crazy person.

[n0vaice]

I just wanted to take a picture with him but it felt so "gay"

[Renesmee_Bella]

haha, you've read too much Twilight when you start hyperventilating when you see a Twilight character's name in a another book (a book it takes you 15 minutes to find because not many books are good enough after Twilight, I might add) and then you re-read the name so many times just to make sure you're not hallucinating (which you tend to do sometimes when your out shopping *hint, hint*) and then continue on to put the book down for a minute, sigh, and the start reading again.

^^^^^^ has happened many times...*sigh*

[purple_panda]

you know youve read too much twilight when you practically crack up because a kid named Jacob chose to draw a wolf
i help out a kindergarten classroom, and theres a kid named jacob. They have to do this thing where they pick a picture, and draw it then write two sentences about it. They choose from picture cards, and one was a wolf. he chose the wolf and i laughed, then got a wierd look from the teacher.