Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

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-Jasper wrote:^ Haha, how can I not have seen this?
I think you were curious about the following lines and didn't read it with attention. :']
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"Well, well, Carlisle. You have been naughty, haven't you?" BD
"Bout time somebody scored around here."BD
"Good, the forest needs thinning."BD
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IluvEdward27 wrote:"Bout time somebody scored around here."BD
That one is dirty. Shouldn't count. noob....
Um, I haven't reade Twilight in months, so I have nothing else to add. Carry on.
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Post by ♥midnight_sun♥ »

IluvEdward27 wrote:"Well, well, Carlisle. You have been naughty, haven't you?" BD
:shock: How did i miss this?! *goes and grabs copy of BD from bedroom*
IluvEdward27 wrote:"Bout time somebody scored around here."BD
As the person above me said...this quote is supposed to be dirty. If you read about this part in BD Bella mentions that Emmett is doing stuff like this on purpose to embarrass her in front of Charlie.
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Post by Jadey »

Sorry if its been posted but

Pg 35 Breaking Dawn:

"Aro touched them and saw their total innocence, so they were not punished with their mother."


*giggles to self*
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

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Jadey wrote:Sorry if its been posted but

Pg 35 Breaking Dawn:

"Aro touched them and saw their total innocence, so they were not punished with their mother."


*giggles to self*
Teeheehee.
I missed that.
Heehee. 8-)
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

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*snickers* I love this thread!

My fave one that i read was the "What happend with Jasper was nothing, Edward! Nothing!" :lol: from NM, y'know?
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Mrs.TeddyBear wrote:*snickers* I love this thread!

My fave one that i read was the "What happend with Jasper was nothing, Edward! Nothing!" :lol: from NM, y'know?
Teeheehee Ted. :D This thread rocks!
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

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Mrs.TeddyBear wrote:My fave one that i read was the "What happend with Jasper was nothing, Edward! Nothing!" :lol: from NM, y'know?
^^ amazingly i never saw that one !

i am loving this thread but all the ones i found have already been posted
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

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From Eclipse there is a great line from Jacob...

"Does my being half-naked bother you?"
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