Ali~ Welcome, Sister! I am Jazz Girl, the high priestess of Cullenism, spiritual advisor to all Cullenists. You have recited the Cullenist prayer, which puts you off to a good start. If you check page 1, the 3rd post is filled with the tenets of our faith, which includes our profession of faith, so to speak. Once you have poclaimed those words, you are one of us. We try to be pretty simple here. We welcome all who share our love of SM and all things Twilight. This is a place to release your fears and stress, and to celebrate your days of win.
Ah, thank you, high priestess. I forgot about that one *hangs head in shame*. Better late than never.
*screams at top of lungs*
I am a Cullenist. With faith and love, I honor the sage Stephenie Meyer, praising her for her gift of
knowledge. I honor Carlisle, our leader, praising him for his compassion and patience. I honor Edward, our
brother and teacher. I praise him for his love and strength of will. I honor Bella, our sister and teacher. I
praise her for her love and open heart. I honor our other teachers; Esme for her fierce love, Alice
for her vision and joy, Jasper for his serenity and loyalty, Rosalie for her tenacity, and Emmett for his
strength and ease of heart. I am a Cullenist.
Okay, lets see any other Sacraments I may have missed...
Sacrament of First Reading -check
Sacrament of Deeper Understanding -check (I think, what exactly are the Blessed Encyclicals of Stephenie Meyer?)
Sacrament of Declaration -check (now *hangs head in shame again*)
Sacrament of Home Pilgrimage - no check (yet, I will get there someday, may Carlisle strike me down if I don't)
Sacrament of Love Pilgrimage- no check (I will do my best, if I have to buy an island myself and name it Isle Esme, I will. Pray I get a rich husband, 'cuz I don't think islands come cheap.)
3 out of 5 isn't too bad, I guess.
Uhm... Oh yeah, on the missionary front, I have preached the good word of twilight to three outsiders, hence enlightening them as to the awsomeness of SM's work. They should be converts by the end of breaking dawn I suspect.
Yeah, I've done that, too. Every Twilighter I know is so by my doing (Mwahahaha!
). It's kind of cool, I think. Because one of my friends got me into it, now I got my friends into it, now they'll get their friends into it. It's like the passing of a torch. Do I sound really cheesy, now?
Carlisle's blessings upon us all.