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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby DudeRocksTheTwilight » Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:12 pm

Iroc24 wrote:From Eclipse there is a great line from Jacob...

"Does my being half-naked bother you?"


That's sorta kinda dirty. He's just saying he's halfnaked. That doesn't sound dirty, and it's not.
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby RachelCullenxX » Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:57 pm

"I was on the couch without understanding how I got there, and Jacob was still swearing. It felt like there was an earthquake--the couch was shaking under me." NM pg. 414

Hehee :lol:
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby xCathyx » Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:06 pm

RachelCullenxX wrote:"I was on the couch without understanding how I got there, and Jacob was still swearing. It felt like there was an earthquake--the couch was shaking under me." NM pg. 414

Hehee :lol:


OMG! that is so funny.. cant believe i missed that one :lol:
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby DudeRocksTheTwilight » Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:16 am

RachelCullenxX wrote:"I was on the couch without understanding how I got there, and Jacob was still swearing. It felt like there was an earthquake--the couch was shaking under me." NM pg. 414

Hehee :lol:


I missed this one! Must go back and find it!
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby brunetterebel010 » Thu Jul 02, 2009 1:36 pm

These are awesome!

My favorites (yes they have already been said but..) are

"Carlisle, you have been naughty"-Aro
"Bring on the shackles"-Edward to Bella
"This hostage stuff is fun"-Alice (These two <^ are sort of jokes, and you may have to be REALLY perverted to get it but.. :twisted: :lol: )

Those make me laugh.
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby DudeRocksTheTwilight » Fri Jul 03, 2009 8:47 am

Aww...I get it.
I'm a pervert. :(
*Goes and sits in the pervert corner*
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby brunetterebel010 » Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:30 am

DudeRocksTheTwilight wrote:Aww...I get it.
I'm a pervert. :(
*Goes and sits in the pervert corner*


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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby DudeRocksTheTwilight » Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:31 am

:D :D :D :D :D

I think this has been said but...
"What happened with Jasper was nothing, Edward! Nothing!"
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby IloveAliceCullen<3 » Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:42 am

DudeRocksTheTwilight wrote: :D :D :D :D :D

I think this has been said but...
"What happened with Jasper was nothing, Edward! Nothing!"

That's the most visible one.

I think everyone who reads it thinks about it this way. Just for a second. :lol:
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby IloveAliceCullen<3 » Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:30 pm

I just found one! :lol:
Dunno if it's said earlier, but Alice says to Bella (in Eclipse):

Go playing with Edward, Bella.
Damon and Elena, there is definetly love between them.

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