Just let me go stop your mother and your...
erm, I mean your mother
and Jacob from fighting.
But you really shouldn't be
playing with fire...
Jacob & Bella,
Stop fighting with my wife, dog.
Bella, love, you really shouldn't be fighting.
You're being a bad influence on Nessie.
Bella, honey, see you at the cottage.
Edward to Jacob,
Eddie to Bella.
XOXO (to bella)