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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby emilycullenx » Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:13 am

It really is. haha~

"Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?"
"every single memory is erasing;
going back to the times when we were strangers.
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby roo-roo91 » Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:09 am

okay this one is really wrong..
but due to yesterday's mishaps i thought of this line.
"excuse me, you just made me explode in my pants, would you mind getting me a towel so i can dry myself off? afterwords maybe we can go someplace nice."
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby n0vaice » Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:11 am

:roll: Oh Chels XD

BTW your text hasn't arrived yet. :(
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby roo-roo91 » Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:15 am

XD
ohhhhhhhh poo.
i'll try sending another one today.
what did you say to put in front of your number?
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby n0vaice » Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:21 am

XD
:lol: .

639159843726 this is the number you should use.
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby roo-roo91 » Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:28 am

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookay.
will do now.
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby n0vaice » Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:35 pm

"Men who say they have everything are liars, because they don't have you I do"
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby -Jasper » Sun Jul 12, 2009 5:44 am

I was doing a facebook quiz: "which pick up line suits you best", and I got this.

I've lost my teddy, will you sleep with me tonight?

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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby Mrs.TeddyBear » Fri Jul 17, 2009 9:23 pm

^^ :lol: :lol: :lol:

I saw this one in one of the funnies today.

"Heaven better do a headcount, 'casue its missing an angel!". The guy was sitting next to the girl and he was this cute little nerd!
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby n0vaice » Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:33 pm

"The man who I'll always be envious and be better than me without question
is the man who tucks his arm under yours and holds your heart...." :(
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