The other day I had the following conversation with a girl I work with.
Her: "Hey, you're single right?"
Me: "Yeah. Why?"
Her: "Well, my boyfriend's in jail right now and his friends in there want to know if I have any cute, single friends that would be willing to write them."
Me: *raises eyebrow* "Uh ... thanks for the compliment, but -- hell, no."
"And if you ever kiss her again, I will
break your jaw for her," he promised.
Team Edward, Alice and Cullen! Swoonist. Mrs.Edward_Cullen<3's brain twin!