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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby The Dark Knight » Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:15 am

"You know your eyes are beautiful but I can't help but wonder what's behind them?"

You be the judge if it a good pickup line or not?
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby Dovrebanen » Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:07 am

Haha..I think I immidiately would have thought: "Is saying that he thinks I'm stupid?" :lol:
So...No, I don't think it would be a good pick up line. It leaves room for the girl to think he's insulting her.
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby Debussy_88 » Sat Jul 25, 2009 12:09 am

One of my friends used this one on a girl once: I thought dancers were supposed to be graceful and beautiful.

Long story short: The girl is a ballet dancer but a complete klutz so once when she was falling, he caught her and said that.
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby eliselovesedwardx » Fri Aug 14, 2009 12:45 pm

Ok this one I found on a train schedule..It sounds most corny and sleazy in german so I'll write it in german then translate for you..

"Heißt du zucker oder warum bist du so süss?"

Translation:
Are you called sugar or why are you so sweet?

Best in german..

PS "ß" makes an S sound..
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby roo-roo91 » Fri Aug 14, 2009 2:41 pm

"do you have a mirror in your pocket? cause i can see myself in your pants."
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby Openhome » Sat Aug 15, 2009 10:15 pm

Roo-roo! :o PG-13, remember?
Though, it is a good one.
My husband and I have been married 21 years, but we had the worst first date in the history of dating.
His line: So, you aren't saying much. How come?
My line: You're boring.
His line: I didn't know blonds with big mouths needed to be entertained.
My line: We only need to be entertained when we are with boring, brainless people.

We were married 8 months later. Honesty has always been the strong point of our relationship. :lol:
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby roo-roo91 » Sat Aug 15, 2009 10:25 pm

[quote="Openhome"]Roo-roo! :o PG-13, remember?
Though, it is a good one.
My husband and I have been married 21 years, but we had the worst first date in the history of dating.
His line: So, you aren't saying much. How come?
My line: You're boring.
His line: I didn't know blonds with big mouths needed to be entertained.
My line: We only need to be entertained when we are with boring, brainless people.

]We were married 8 months later. Honesty has always been the strong point of our relationship. :lol:[/quote[XD
sorry.
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby Twilight_girl15 » Wed Dec 23, 2009 7:07 pm

the worst pickup line i have ever heard was from some guy i had to sit by on the but to get to school he was like "hey! I gotta mouth full of skittles u wanna taste the rainbow?! i was like WTF :!: :?: !! i didnt look at him the rest of the way!
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby SweetImpakt » Sat Dec 26, 2009 8:05 pm

@Twilight_Girl15 : oh jeez, that's just horrible and gross

Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get. :lol:
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby marielle » Mon Dec 28, 2009 7:46 am

hihi...I love al those lines....
I was most of my dating time to drunk to remember any of them...

Last year I was at a metallica concert and standing inline for the food stand and a guy next to me said to me...
"people in the concerthalls don't get it do they... people like us need food, shall I take you to a good dinner?"
I was like totally shocked....But I liked the idea, but I have allready a man...so i could only say thanx but no thanx...

the worst line ever had to be at a convention I visited this year...I was trying on some stage clothes and a guy walked by and said
"shall I wait untill I can help you get out of them or do you want to get naked right now..."
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