That's sorta kinda dirty. He's just saying he's halfnaked. That doesn't sound dirty, and it's not.Iroc24 wrote:From Eclipse there is a great line from Jacob...
"Does my being half-naked bother you?"
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
"I was on the couch without understanding how I got there, and Jacob was still swearing. It felt like there was an earthquake--the couch was shaking under me." NM pg. 414
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I would buy him anyday, no matter what I had to pay.
Jacob Black is so charming, his looks are simply disarming.
He's a burning 108.9 Oh, wow. He is fine!
Team Switzerland forever<3
Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
OMG! that is so funny.. cant believe i missed that oneRachelCullenxX wrote:"I was on the couch without understanding how I got there, and Jacob was still swearing. It felt like there was an earthquake--the couch was shaking under me." NM pg. 414
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I missed this one! Must go back and find it!RachelCullenxX wrote:"I was on the couch without understanding how I got there, and Jacob was still swearing. It felt like there was an earthquake--the couch was shaking under me." NM pg. 414
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
These are awesome!
My favorites (yes they have already been said but..) are
"Carlisle, you have been naughty"-Aro
"Bring on the shackles"-Edward to Bella
"This hostage stuff is fun"-Alice (These two <^ are sort of jokes, and you may have to be REALLY perverted to get it but.. )
Those make me laugh.
My favorites (yes they have already been said but..) are
"Carlisle, you have been naughty"-Aro
"Bring on the shackles"-Edward to Bella
"This hostage stuff is fun"-Alice (These two <^ are sort of jokes, and you may have to be REALLY perverted to get it but.. )
Those make me laugh.
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Aww...I get it.
I'm a pervert.
*Goes and sits in the pervert corner*
I'm a pervert.
*Goes and sits in the pervert corner*
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I'm so glad I' not alone aymoreDudeRocksTheTwilight wrote:Aww...I get it.
I'm a pervert.
*Goes and sits in the pervert corner*
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
I think this has been said but...
"What happened with Jasper was nothing, Edward! Nothing!"
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
That's the most visible one.DudeRocksTheTwilight wrote:
I think this has been said but...
"What happened with Jasper was nothing, Edward! Nothing!"
I think everyone who reads it thinks about it this way. Just for a second.
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
I just found one!
Dunno if it's said earlier, but Alice says to Bella (in Eclipse):
Go playing with Edward, Bella.
Dunno if it's said earlier, but Alice says to Bella (in Eclipse):
Go playing with Edward, Bella.