me: *humming* time for a midnight snack.
Slash: Oh crap you guys are in trouble.
me: Well, off to bed.
wtf?? Are you guys drunk??!!
Axl: *putting his elbow on my shoulder* Am just sruprised as youuu arrrrrrgh!
me: get off me, you're all drunk!
Slash: I'm not.
me: That's it, Slash, get rid of every bottle of alcohol and put them all in my room in the locked storage bin. I'm making you all coffee to get rid of your drunkiness.
Izzy: We're not drunk fur crying out loud!
me: Yes you are, that's it give up the beer and liqour, set a good example for the children.