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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby DramaPrincezz013 » Wed Oct 21, 2009 9:46 pm

^^^^^^Reguarding the whole Midnight Sun deal; that was June, silly. Before the rough draft got leaked. :|
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby willowtree » Wed Oct 21, 2009 10:00 pm

Really? Aw. but it wasn't there last time i was there... *is confused* whatever.

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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby DramaPrincezz013 » Thu Oct 22, 2009 5:23 pm

Hehe. Actually, the same thing happened to me once. Then a saw the date and started shouting streams of profanities at my laptop. :oops:

Anywho, back on topic; bring on the perviness. xD
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby RachelCullenxX » Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:48 pm

"She sipped at it for a second, and then moaned quietly with her eyes still closed." Breaking Dawn pg. 249

It's the part where Bella has to drink the blood for Renesmee. Tee hee. We all have such dirty minds.. I apologize for this one. :lol:
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby cassis_rose » Fri Nov 27, 2009 10:58 am

So I was re-reading New Moon in preparation of the movie here and I found these (don't know if they had been posted before),

"Is it ever going to stop?" I shook my head in disbelief. "You're huge." ~Pg 132 NM

"Not tonight, Bella. Please."
"Well, maybe Alice will give me what I want." ~Pg 24, NM
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby DramaPrincezz013 » Fri Nov 27, 2009 3:25 pm

From the New Moon movie...

Bella: I'm coming!
Edward: I don't..want..you to come.

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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby DoNotFeartheDark » Fri Nov 27, 2009 10:01 pm

*waves hand* I got one!

from New Moon:

"I watched his fingers in fascination as they performed tasks I would think would be much too difficult for his big hands."
Bella on Jacob working on the bikes. :lol: :lol:

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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby tinuviel2006 » Sun Dec 13, 2009 11:17 am

"With another sharp tearing sound, Jacob exploded, too." - New Moon, page 325.

"Wolf thing", Jacob whispered. - New Moon, page 334.

"Who's afraid of the big, bad wolf?" - New Moon, page 321.
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby tinuviel2006 » Mon Dec 14, 2009 2:59 pm

Hahaha I'm in my dirty mood. I find these quotes funny and dirty at the same time, so I'm sorry if you guys don't find them the same way!

"Yeah - it was amazing, Edward. I wish you could have come. I can't even explain it. " - Eclipse, page 262.

"And you didn't even stay up to watch me swallow a cow. " - Eclipse, page 261.

"And your chocolate fur reflects what? " Sam whispered back to Quil. "How sweet you are? " - Eclipse, page 251.

"I'm so full I'm about to puke, but I think I can force it down. I won't enjoy it at all, though." - Eclipse, page 239.

"I'd keep pace with you, Bella."
"That wouldn't be much fun for you."
"Of course it would, if we were together." - Eclipse, page 233.
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby ♥midnight_sun♥ » Mon Dec 21, 2009 7:58 am

This one isn't really a quote or anything, but in New Moon did anyone else laugh when the airplane came across the screen and in huge white letters it said "Virgin"? I mean, I know that's a real airline and all, but I couldn't help but laugh at it.
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