Hahaha I'm in my dirty mood. I find these quotes funny and dirty at the same time, so I'm sorry if you guys don't find them the same way!
"Yeah - it was amazing, Edward. I wish you could have come. I can't even explain it. " - Eclipse, page 262.
"And you didn't even stay up to watch me swallow a cow. " - Eclipse, page 261.
"And your chocolate fur reflects what? " Sam whispered back to Quil. "How sweet you are? " - Eclipse, page 251.
"I'm so full I'm about to puke, but I think I can force it down. I won't enjoy it at all, though." - Eclipse, page 239.
"I'd keep pace with you, Bella."
"That wouldn't be much fun for you."
"Of course it would, if we were together." - Eclipse, page 233.