Vampire Mating Skits Thread--Humor Based

Re: Vampire Mating Skits Thread--Humor Based

Postby The_Lizzie » Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:55 am

I can just picture him as a circus act...

TONIGHT ONLY: Emmett, the Beastly BEAR WRESTLER!!! PICTURE HERE
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Re: Vampire Mating Skits Thread--Humor Based

Postby AliceLauren » Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:14 pm

The_Lizzie wrote:I can just picture him as a circus act...

TONIGHT ONLY: Emmett, the Beastly BEAR WRESTLER!!! PICTURE HERE

HA HA HA HA HA HA :lol: :lol: :lol:

That is really good.

What about the after show...?

Sorry.
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Re: Vampire Mating Skits Thread--Humor Based

Postby Wacko_Fan13 » Fri Sep 26, 2008 3:34 pm

LOL!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That was too funny!!! :lol:
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Re: Vampire Mating Skits Thread--Humor Based

Postby fymd_mk » Sun Sep 28, 2008 1:28 pm

The_Lizzie wrote:I can just picture him as a circus act...

TONIGHT ONLY: Emmett, the Beastly BEAR WRESTLER!!! PICTURE HERE


*dies* :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

lizzie omc you are tooooo funny!!!!!!! and for the after show ladies...

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Re: Vampire Mating Skits Thread--Humor Based

Postby The_Lizzie » Mon Sep 29, 2008 9:24 am

Oooh baby... I'll take the Emmett in the hat thank you....

Rawr....

He looks all filthy...


Lizzie: Time for your bed bath Emmie bear...
Emmett: Who are you and why do you look familiar?
Lizzie: I'm Nurse Lizzie and I think you have me confused.
Emmett: Why am i tied to this bed?
Lizzie: You had some injuries after your show last night with that montrous Bear, oh dear. :o
Emmett: Lady, you're crazy :roll: I would never get hurt against a bear. I'm just awesome like that 8-)
Lizzie: Nonsense... You must be hallucinating
Emmett: I feel fine.... But really, why am i tied to this bed?
Lizzie: Standard procedure. Now stay still and you'd be fine.
Emmett: Well i've never really had a bed bath before... this could be interesting
Lizzie: Interesting indeed. Oh mara kate?
MK: *pokes head through door* Yes, Lizzie?
Lizzie: He's ready
Emmett: Wait, two nurses for one bed bath? Isn't that a bit much?
Lizzie: The bed bath is for after we're done with you...
Emmett: Done with me? I don't like the sound of th- Wait a second, you're those girls from that place. The ones always after Edward!
MK: Silence! Or we'll use our knowledge against you *pulls out water bottle*
Emmett: :shock: What are you going to do with that? Why are you taking the cap off? Wait, wait, don't do that, we can work something out. Are you going to spill it?! :o NOOOO!!!
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Re: Vampire Mating Skits Thread--Humor Based

Postby bite_me » Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:30 am

Alcyone wrote:Emmett: The Beast (Not afraid to take it to the extremes)
Rosalie: The Glorious One (Just from looking, you're immeasurably pleased)


hahahahaa HA!

i wish i was more creative so i could come up with soemthing decent to post.
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Re: Vampire Mating Skits Thread--Humor Based

Postby The_Lizzie » Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:21 am

Hey guys I just set up a Halloween Skit contest over at the school if you want to participate!!

I really do find The Beast very befitting.
I think i have to write up the after show scene... Hmmm....


[In the locker room]
Emmett: Man, that was a feisty one!
Edward: And you should know feisty, *coughRosecough*
Emmett: Don't let her hear ya bro. She'll make that bear look cute and cuddly
Edward: You have to admit, it was a little tamer than the one you terrorized last spring, remember?
Emmett: Oh yeah... that one was fun.
*enter Jasper slightly dizzy*
Jasper: *unsteadily* Emmett! I hafta... congratulations. Good job. *grabs Emmett's shoulder* High five
Emmett: :? are you okay there? You seem a little.... tipsy
Jasper: Circus people sell alcohol around. Everyone feels just a little too... HAPPY.
Edward: I think you're contact drunk. If such a thing happened.
Jasper: *throws arms out* Nonsense! I feel just fine. *falls on chair*
Edward: We need to get him out of here. Those crazy fan girls can smell vulnerability miles away..
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Re: Vampire Mating Skits Thread--Humor Based

Postby edward x lover » Thu Oct 16, 2008 3:19 pm

^^hehe that's good. HAHAHAHA
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Re: Vampire Mating Skits Thread--Humor Based

Postby Alcyone » Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:23 pm

Vulnerability? WHERE?!
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Re: Vampire Mating Skits Thread--Humor Based

Postby The_Lizzie » Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:50 am

Alcyone wrote:Vulnerability? WHERE?!


EXACTLY!!

[Back at the VMT Lair]
*monitors beeping loudly*
Lizzie: Jackpot! *spins in chair to face a Dr. Evil-looking lair with VMT girls monitoring different machines*
MK: What is it Lizzie?
Lizzie: We've detected a vulnerable vampire 2.4 miles northwest from here.
*All girls stop and run to equipment stations*
Lizzie: Grab your sprinkles and your whisks. This is going to be a long night... :twisted:

[In the locker room]
Emmett: Yeah, you're right. They're kinda scary
Edward: Lets just not talk about unpleasant things
Jasper: *slurred* AwwEdward. *poke* You know you like aall the attenshon frum *hiccup* them
Edward: *twitching* O_e You don't know what you're talking about. Lets just get you home. Where's Alice?

[In the Fangirl mobile]
Lizzie: *on the phone* Sure Alice, no problem. Nothing too harsh. We'll see that Jasper learns his lesson*closes phone
Alcyone: What was that about?
Lizzie: Alice is just mad that Jasper didn't invite her along. She said to keep them for two days. They we're going to take their own girls night out.
MK: *rubbing hands together* fabulous....
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