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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby lidiacriss » Fri Sep 26, 2008 9:40 pm

wow
I haven't been on the lex in forever
I missed skits so much!
ahh.. how could I have lived without it?
I'm very inexperienced at Skits right now so I probably won't post anything until I understand what's going on
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby Artemis Cullen » Fri Sep 26, 2008 10:22 pm

Hey lidiacriss, Welcome back. :D

We missed you! ... Well I did! :mrgreen:
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby dandyvampgirl_13 » Sat Sep 27, 2008 1:05 pm

Mmm, hey Lidia!

*taps foot and waits for more people to post...*
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby lidiacriss » Sun Sep 28, 2008 5:43 pm

EDIT: whoops, sorry guys I messed up so I'm going to edit this and make it longer.
Rosalie chicken:*sobbing* I'm a chicken, cluck, I'm hideous
Carlisle Chicken: cluck, I wanna be a cow!!!! this is not cluck fair!!!!!!!!!! A cow. how hard is it for you people to understand *starts to cry*
Emmett` cow: it's okay rosie-poo you are one sexy chicken
Nessie:*still crying* I want my Jakey!, I don't wanna be, moo, a cow
Emmett cow: why, moo is everyone so sad *Starts to cry* I just can't stand it
Alice chicken: *giggling and pointing at emmett* look! a cowsie, ooooohh ha ha *points at Carlisle* ooooh don't be sad funny chocken, cluck *looks down at self* I'm a chicken! *starts rolling on the floor laughing* that. is. so. funny!
Esme cow: um Alice?
Bellacow: what's with her?
Carlisle: *dine crying* hmmf, I don't want to be a chicken, hmmph *starts rubbing hands together like and evil scientist* you'll regret this one day, mark my words you will regret this! *evil laugh* cluck
Nessiecow: where's sexy JAkey, I'm scared of moo carlisle cow
Jake chicken: don't come near me, you're a cow
Bella: what's your deal Jacob seriously!
Jake: well....... if you want to know the truth......... i'm scared of cows
Bella: oh well it's okay Jakey we're not really cows
Jacob: *laughing* I can't believe you fell for that cluck, Sucker!
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby Artemis Cullen » Sun Sep 28, 2008 6:26 pm

Ummm, Lidia not to be mean or anything, but Carlisle is supposed to be an animal. Only Edward isn't an animal 'cause he wasn't and still isn't there. :geek:
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby dandyvampgirl_13 » Sun Sep 28, 2008 7:00 pm

*laughs*
For a second, Art, I thought you were talking to me! Haha.
Eeeep, short skits!
C'mon people, get your funny on! Write!
(cuz I'm kinda brain dead again..)
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby Artemis Cullen » Sun Sep 28, 2008 7:09 pm

Haha! Dandy I'm not going to call you 'Lidia' outside the Maifa thread! :lol:

I'm not going to write another skit 'casue that last one (I wrote) pretty much took all the skit idea's I had, that's why I said: "And hopefully the idea will evolve from there." (On Pg 6.) :geek:
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby lidiacriss » Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:30 am

okay you guys, I edited my post, made Carlisle a chicken and made my SKIT longer.
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby Artemis Cullen » Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:57 pm

Haha! Lidia that was so much more funny than the first! :lol:
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby WinniePony » Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:37 pm

Omg!!! I've missed skits so much, I've just had no time. Welcome back lidia!! :D So I'll try, but I'm a little rusty. Stupid math teacher, taking up all my time.

RosalieChicken: Okay people, (cluck) focus!
EmmettChicken: *laughing* HAHA you said (cluck) people!
JakeChicken: Ha! Blondie should've been (cluck) a golden retriever!
RosalieChicken: :evil: :evil: :evil:
AliceChicken: Heh. (cluck) But seriously guys, we need to think of a way to save (cluck) Jasper.
BellaCow: Yeah, we (moo) really should save him.
RosalieChicken: I TOLD (cluck) you, there's really no (cluck) point. Once I get my hands (cluck) on him, he's dead.
EmmettChicken: HAHA YOU SAID (cluck) HANDS! Well I don't know about you Rosie posie, but (cluck) all I have are these freaky little twiggy things. (cluck)
JakeChicken: I know! (cluck) What happened to sexy Jakey's bulging (cluck) muscles?!
NessieCow: Don't (moo) worry Jakey, I still think your muscles are (moo) sexy.
JakeChicken: Uh... Cluck?
EsmeCow: Poor Jasper, all alone and afraid. We (moo) really should save him.
CarlisleChicken: I don't (cluck) WANT to be a chicken! I WANT TO BE (cluck) AN EMO BOY!!!
EsmeCow: Don't worry (moo) sweetie, we'll get those nasty kids to (moo) change you back.
CarlisleChicken: *sniffs* Promise? (cluck)
EsmeCow: Promise. Moo.
AliceChicken: :twisted: Excellent. And now (cluck) we plan.
Everyone: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: (cluck, moo)

*in an abandoned warehouse, where Jasper is tied (with ropes, which he is magically not using his vampy strength to break...I know, I'm confused too) in the corner*
Bellona: It's (dun dun dun dun) THE REVENGE OF THE TALKING FARM ANIMALS!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA---
Medea: Bellona!! What the heck are you doing?!
Iah: She's being Bellona. What does it look like?
Medea: But where the heck did she get that from?
Iah: We may never know....
Bellona: Because I sure don't! :D
Iah: *slaps forehead*
Medea: *slaps Bellona*
Bellona: Ow.

Heh. I hope it was funny enough for you peeps. Heh. PEEPS. Cuz they're chickens... I know, that wasn't funny. :D OH and I put all the clucks and moos in parentheses, because it was getting a little confusing to read. I hope that makes everything clearer...
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