Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

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"She sipped at it for a second, and then moaned quietly with her eyes still closed." BD 249

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porscheturbo911 wrote:"She sipped at it for a second, and then moaned quietly with her eyes still closed." BD 249

:lol:
:shock: Tsk, tsk. Very naughty mind.
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

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S_M_G wrote:
Jasper<3 wrote:"I twitched as the pain lashed around the edges of the hole. But I wasn't the only one twitching. I could feel Jacob's whole body trembling next to mine. Even the car shook. NM (paperback) pg 347
:lol: Oh My God! LMAO!!! I love this thread!
XD OMG!! I didn't see this one1! LOL This is too much. omg that's hilarious!! XDDD
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

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porscheturbo911 wrote:"She sipped at it for a second, and then moaned quietly with her eyes still closed." BD 249

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omg that is like....... omg. lol.
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

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Jasper<3 wrote:
porscheturbo911 wrote:"She sipped at it for a second, and then moaned quietly with her eyes still closed." BD 249

:lol:
omg that is like....... omg. lol.
hahaha omg!! wow, thats....umm
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Hahahaha. This whole thread is like, full of "That's what she said" jokes.
Lemme find some!!

Breaking Dawn--Page 651.
I hesitated.
"What?" he demanded.
"I wanted to practice with Emmett a little..."

Breaking Dawn--Page 351
"Get it out of her!"--Jacob

Breaking Dwan--Page 370
Inside me, something had yanked the opposite direction.

Breaking Dawn--Page 425
I shrugged. "You distracted me. You're much better at it than I am."
"Centuries of practice."

Eclipse--Page 414
"I want to help. I have to do something," I insisted.


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"It's surprisingly enjoyable." - Edward, Eclipse; p.194
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idk if this one is that good but here it goes...(this is Jacob coming into Bella's room in New Moon)

"We both looked at the door automatically, holding our breath, waiting to see if the noise had woken Charlie."
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

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Hmm, I've one here.

"Yeah, wanna see? It's pretty cool." His eyes flipped open and he grinned......
"No, I do not want to see!" I shouted as soon as I realized what he was thinking. "Put that away!" ~NM pg 344
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cassis_rose wrote:Hmm, I've one here.

"Yeah, wanna see? It's pretty cool." His eyes flipped open and he grinned......
"No, I do not want to see!" I shouted as soon as I realized what he was thinking. "Put that away!" ~NM pg 344
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Bahahahaha! I thought I would fall over reading that! What was that actually about...was it when he was talking about how fast he could heal with the knife?
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