Yes, it was I that noticed the high percentage of front clasp bras. I being in the overly blessed group, had a front clasp and couldn't keep the twins in it. Just last year, I decided to give a VS one a shot (I think it was an Ipex or of that body by VS line) and found they are fabulous. No seven (goodness that is SO overkill) hooks, but a simple hinge/click thing...works and fits GREAT! I especially love the racerback style of it, very comfy, and supportive. I'd recommend that, the other one I tried was a department store buy and was on the lines of GNE's description and terrible.
Names, we could go by the fruit descriptions used by our beloved brothers (and the cats from p/c)...
Are you in the Apple & Peaches club?
Are you in the Citrus fruit, Oranges and Grapefruit?
Or are you in the Melon category?
Please note there is no need to respond to this, but for future reference, we can add this to out gutter vocabulary.