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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby marielle » Mon Dec 21, 2009 2:20 pm

*stick hands up* I've got one

" it's more complicated than that," Edward said, "don't concern yourself; I'll make sure it's safe." (eclipse p401)

"I have to go." Alice whispered
"why"
"Edward is coming, if he hears this..."
(eclipse p350)
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby dazzledBrit » Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:39 pm

cassis_rose wrote:"Not tonight, Bella. Please."
"Well, maybe Alice will give me what I want." ~Pg 24, NM


Definitely my favourite. :lol:
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby dana78 » Mon Feb 15, 2010 3:39 pm

ok, this is my very first post in the forums, and it is so like me to post in one like this first--so here goes---



eclipse pg 93
bella is describing how jake is talking:

'His mouth popped on the p.'



after reading this thread i just about fell out of the chair laughing when i read this. i hope this is funny to someone or else i am just sad with the dirty thoughts!!

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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby marielle » Sun Jul 04, 2010 1:24 pm

Seriously why isn't this thread on the first page...

oh well I guess I'm putting it there right now.....

I found one....
BD page 404 of the paperback...

"Edward grinned, Jasper wonders how you're doing it?"

BD page 542 paperback

"You distracted me. you're much better at it than I am." Bella
Centuries of practice" Edward
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby melmargaret » Wed Jul 07, 2010 12:51 am

"I bit my lip and was glad he didn't know how much that hurt." --Bella, Twilight, 190
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby Total Twilight Fan » Wed Aug 18, 2010 1:06 pm

♥midnight_sun♥ wrote:This one isn't really a quote or anything, but in New Moon did anyone else laugh when the airplane came across the screen and in huge white letters it said "Virgin"? I mean, I know that's a real airline and all, but I couldn't help but laugh at it.


Yeah, I did. I thought it was strangly appropriate.

Oh, Oh, I have one that made me lol for a moment.

Baseball scene in Twilight when Edward laughs at Bella.

"Was that you we heard?" Esme

"It sounded like a bear choking," Emmett
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby rapid_reader1 » Wed Sep 01, 2010 3:55 pm

BEST THREAD EVER!!!
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby BlueStarEgo » Wed Sep 01, 2010 4:55 pm

rapid_reader1 wrote:BEST THREAD EVER!!!

AGREED! I'm going through all of the first pages. BEST.THREAD.EVER! :D :lol:
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby samajama » Thu Sep 02, 2010 11:11 pm

A bunch of repeats, I'm sure, but on my last re-read I copied a few funnies in my cell to share here, but I forgot to post them. Ahem. Well, here we go:

    "And who knew what I could be doing tonight...." TW 145

    "It was very...hard--you can't imagine how hard" TW 176

    "Is it ever going to stop?" &
    "You're huge." &
    "Come inside! You're getting all wet." NM 132

    "We'll take it slow." NM 175

    "Well, well, Carlisle. You have been naughty, haven't you?" BD 627

That's all I have...apparently I was reading EC and BD too quickly to stop and have dirty thoughts. ;)

ETA: Those are all from hardcovers, btw.
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby 21Twilight21 » Sat Jun 04, 2011 11:38 pm

These are soo funny!! I don't have any to post right now because I'm reading through the ones that are already posted!
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