Omg!!! I've missed skits so much, I've just had no time. Welcome back lidia!!
So I'll try, but I'm a little rusty. Stupid math teacher, taking up all my time.
RosalieChicken: Okay people, (cluck) focus!
EmmettChicken: *laughing* HAHA you said (cluck) people!
JakeChicken: Ha! Blondie should've been (cluck) a golden retriever!
AliceChicken: Heh. (cluck) But seriously guys, we need to think of a way to save (cluck) Jasper.
BellaCow: Yeah, we (moo) really should save him.
RosalieChicken: I TOLD (cluck) you, there's really no (cluck) point. Once I get my hands (cluck) on him, he's dead.
EmmettChicken: HAHA YOU SAID (cluck) HANDS! Well I don't know about you Rosie posie, but (cluck) all I have are these freaky little twiggy things. (cluck)
JakeChicken: I know! (cluck) What happened to sexy Jakey's bulging (cluck) muscles?!
NessieCow: Don't (moo) worry Jakey, I still think your muscles are (moo) sexy.
JakeChicken: Uh... Cluck?
EsmeCow: Poor Jasper, all alone and afraid. We (moo) really should save him.
CarlisleChicken: I don't (cluck) WANT to be a chicken! I WANT TO BE (cluck) AN EMO BOY!!!
EsmeCow: Don't worry (moo) sweetie, we'll get those nasty kids to (moo) change you back.
CarlisleChicken: *sniffs* Promise? (cluck)
EsmeCow: Promise. Moo.
Excellent. And now (cluck) we plan.
*in an abandoned warehouse, where Jasper is tied (with ropes, which he is magically not using his vampy strength to break...I know, I'm confused too) in the corner*
Bellona: It's (dun dun dun dun) THE REVENGE OF THE TALKING FARM ANIMALS!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA---
Medea: Bellona!! What the heck are you doing?!
Iah: She's being Bellona
. What does it look like?
Medea: But where the heck did she get that from?
Iah: We may never know....
Bellona: Because I sure don't!
Iah: *slaps forehead*
Medea: *slaps Bellona*
Heh. I hope it was funny enough for you peeps. Heh. PEEPS. Cuz they're chickens... I know, that wasn't funny.
OH and I put all the clucks and moos in parentheses, because it was getting a little confusing to read. I hope that makes everything clearer...
Some things exist, whether you believe in them or not. ~Valiant by Holly Black