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Re: Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe (Beta)

Postby SenorGimp » Thu Feb 18, 2010 1:17 pm

codaniel takes his place behind the counter, puts on his apron, and begins pitching his world-famous bagel sandwiches.
"We have Whole grain, half-grain, no-grain, cross-grain, my-grain, and onion bagels... you can get sausage, bacon, ham, scrambled eggs, reassembled eggs, over-easy eggs, over-difficult eggs, under-easy eggs, over-hard eggs, over-medium eggs, no eggs, cream cheese, sharp cheddar cheese, dull cheddar cheese, american cheese, pepperjack cheese, swiss cheese, mozarella cheese, blue cheese, cottage cheese, house cheese, apartment cheese, villa cheese, green peppers, red peppers, red onions, white onions, funyons, avacodos, and parsley... who's hungry?"
looks around to see a crowd of people with their mouths hanging open, looking at him like he's gone batty...
Thinks that maybe he has, and decides he doesn't care, makes himself a cross-grain, over-difficult, apartment cheese, green pepper, funyon, avacado, parsley bagel sandwich... takes one bite, grimaces, throws it out to the crazy wolf pup in the back yard.
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Re: Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe (Beta)

Postby Wingtear » Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:06 am

*pup sifts through the thrown-out bagel, eats the green peppers and sits down to watch as his mother turns her attention to Seth and gives him hell for letting Misty's psyc-professor escape the wood-chipper*
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*from a dark corner of the café a creature with abnormally large ears is slowly creeping closer to the cheese table... It's skin is pale and the eyes a luminous, clear yellow...
-Cheese, must have cheese, Italian cheese...
Oh no, it's Mickey Mousepire, the famous cartoon bitten by a young theme park visitor and now are condemned to only feed of cheese made in Voltera... However, he can go out in the sun since Disneyworld is commonly covered in glitter so no one thinks it's strange*
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Re: Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe (Beta)

Postby SarahGoddard » Fri Feb 19, 2010 6:34 am

Sarah has never been to the cafe before and is smiling that this seems to be where the pup hangs out (as well as at least 1/2 of the Lexily). She throws pup a simple scrambled egg bagel which he devours and gives her a look clearly asking "And wheres the rest?"

Sarah closes her mouth before deciding she would like a half grain, scrambled egg and bacon bagel, toasted lightly please? With mozzeralla cheese on the side because shes having a "When Harry met Sally moment"

Sarah wonders if we need to remove Mickey Mousepire or if he is merely a harmless pest that can be chased out with a broom?

Sarah begins plotting plans to get Misty's Pshyc professor back IN that wood chipper where he no doubt belongs. Said plan involves 3 mugs, cable ties, a swivley desk chair and lots of t-shirts. Some people may think this is general stuff she has in her office, however Sarah knows better. Mwah ha ha :twisted:

PS: Sarah read back through a couple of pages to see whats been occuring in the cafe of late and would like to inform Misty that she does indeed call them "Rubbish men"! :lol: )
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Re: Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe (Beta)

Postby Wingtear » Fri Feb 19, 2010 4:50 pm

*Ninna would like to throw in the construction-workers who makes racket outside her bedroom window, like 20 feet from it, starting 7:30 am and waking pup...*

-How did I end up in 3rd person? Oh, yeah, Sarah's fault ;)

*pup looks at Sarah and wonders why he didn't get no peppers*

-I think I can convince Jasper to help Seth with the professor, after all, if a major can't chuck him in, no-one can...
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Re: Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe (Beta)

Postby SarahGoddard » Fri Feb 19, 2010 5:19 pm

Actually - Codaniel. *Points at Codaniel like a 5year old* He started it :P

I apologise profusely pup. Here's your peppers. *Hands pup an assortment of green, red and jalepeno peppers*

*Cracks fingers and awaits orders from Jasper to deal with professor and now those pesky construction workers distrubing pups sleep* Maybe we should get Embry and Quil involved to take out the construction workers?
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Re: Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe (Beta)

Postby SenorGimp » Fri Feb 19, 2010 5:23 pm

Codaniel thinks that if she just told Leah they were friends with the Cullens, that would probably be the easiest way.
Codaniel has to go, will be back for his next shift making more ridiculous bagel sandwiches...
Codaniel forgot that he also has hard-boiled eggs as a possibility.
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Re: Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe (Beta)

Postby SarahGoddard » Sat Feb 20, 2010 1:25 am

Sarah is wondering where her bagel is please Mr World Famous Bagel Sandwich creator? :shock:

Sarah would like to throw in the woodchipper/feed to the vamps:

* Computers that freak out and dont let people online for their full hour
* Deadlines that cant be changed that caused her collegue to have to work until 10pm
* Stupid boys who think they know it all when they've had a drink upsetting her sister and sisters friend.

Sarah thinks she doesnt even need the vamps for the last one, she's prepared to destroy them herself. But as Sarah is very sleepy she would be muchly appreciative if a non-veggie vamp who does not require such a basic human need as sleep would like to dispose of them for her. Sarah is much obligied.
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Re: Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe (Beta)

Postby Wingtear » Sat Feb 20, 2010 4:48 am

-Sarah, I just got word back from the Nomads that they'll take care of the boys who pestered your sister.

-Now, has anyone seen Paul? I have a few ribbons and bows with his name on...
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Re: Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe (Beta)

Postby SarahGoddard » Mon Feb 22, 2010 10:49 am

Ribbons and bows? Oh dear...

Very greatful to the Nomads. Any news yet on how they dealt with them? *Mweh he he* (Thats was an evil giggle as opposed to an evil laugh)

I've got another one. Stupid men in London who have the inability to carry their ma-hu-sive "Banker" umbrellas pointing downward, instead having them sticking out behind them and stabbing people in the leg. Grr. Can said umbrellas be used as part of their punishment to teach them a lesson?

Sarah decides shes going to venture into the garden to teach pup how to play Football whilst the London umbrella men are being dealt with. Not that she'll be able to remember how to teach him the offside rule without a salt and pepper shaker...
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Re: Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe (Beta)

Postby Wingtear » Mon Feb 22, 2010 12:31 pm

football :shock: as in soccer? :?
... *whispers to pup* be a good boy and chew up that ball, 'kay!

said boys were cut till they bled heavily and then forced to run a gauntlet between hungry vamps...
none finished

rose has some interesting ideas to best insert said umbrellas so they will never again poke another leg
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