Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

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that isnt dirty :?:
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Yes it is, if you think of it in a "baking" sense. I have a weird form of dirtiness. I put alot more into words that what others do sometimes. I thought it could be taken in a really dirty sort of way.

No offense but your still in high school. I've graduated high school & college and have had more experiences with guys/men & to us "older" crowd what I posted before will have a little different meaning for us than you. Sorry, if that came off mean but I don't mean to offend but it just shows how differences in age also shows a difference in the meaning of some words.
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

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skylarblue wrote:Yes it is, if you think of it in a "baking" sense. I have a weird form of dirtiness. I put alot more into words that what others do sometimes. I thought it could be taken in a really dirty sort of way.

No offense but your still in high school. I've graduated high school & college and have had more experiences with guys/men & to us "older" crowd what I posted before will have a little different meaning for us than you. Sorry, if that came off mean but I don't mean to offend but it just shows how differences in age also shows a difference in the meaning of some words.
No need to get personal. I didn't find it dirty either, sorry. And I am not in high school.
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Okay, I digress. Maybe my mind is a little dirtier, gutterish or perverted then most but in my mind it was.

Sorry, I've been told by my friends that I tend to find something dirty about the most innocent & simplest things and that must have been an example, where I took it to another level. :lol:
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skylarblue wrote:Okay, I digress. Maybe my mind is a little dirtier, gutterish or perverted then most but in my mind it was.

Sorry, I've been told by my friends that I tend to find something dirty about the most innocent & simplest things and that must have been an example, where I took it to another level. :lol:
;) Sometimes I do that too.
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Okay, so I'm not going to bow down in defeat on the last post. I'm determined to find something that will knock everyone's socks off, well not quite just to make someone (even if it's only one) laugh. I'm no quitter. :lol:

I just thinks it's funny that I'm determined to find something that will totally put the last one in the past. How crazy is that?
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skylarblue wrote:Okay, so I'm not going to bow down in defeat on the last post. I'm determined to find something that will knock everyone's socks off, well not quite just to make someone (even if it's only one) laugh. I'm no quitter. :lol:

I just thinks it's funny that I'm determined to find something that will totally put the last one in the past. How crazy is that?
Haha! That's the spirit we look for in this thread hun :lol: Work that dirty mind!
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Oh don't you worry, I will work it *snaps*. Work it girl, Sasha Shante. Sorry I got carried away. :lol:

Seriously, I will come up with better. I've read the books once & just recently finished listening to the audiobooks so I'm beginning my second read tonight. So I'm alittle behind but I'm going to try not to disappoint.
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Hahahahahaha..... I am laughing soooo hard!! Buy my grandparents are staying over tonight and I we are all sitting in the living room. I am trying to hold it in because they are watching tv and I now have tears running down my face.... rofl!!

Okay, here is my attempt:

"Well, actually I can't, but my partner is really good." - Bella, Twilight p.240 paperback

"So did Alice see me coming?" - Bella, Twilight p.316 paperback

"That's the problem." I was still dizzy. "You're too good. Far, far too good." - Bella, Twilight p.319 paperback

And that was just in about 1minute of flipping through one of the books... Lol.. this is TOO FUN!!! :lol:
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Post by BlueStarlight »

This is now my favorite thread!!! I have gotten some really good laughs in the past few minutes. I'll have to get the books out and search for some... KUDOS to those who have posted!

My favorite so far is this:
Bella: Jacob, it won't stay up!
Jacob: It will once you start moving!

That one is just great!!!
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