That was really great! =) I think they're still in Paris, and let's say the reisitance hq is in....Italy!
SLA: We demand that you climb into this black van so that we can take you away and make you watch Barney!!!
Waitress: Sorry, but you'll have to talk to my manager. I don't get off - this is a SKIT. *sigh* No one ever get's time off...
*Waitress walks away and manager approaches SLA*
Manager: Hello! Our entertainment tonight is Bella and the Purple Bunnies! They're gonna be a hit in Moscow!
SLA: That's nice, but we'd really like to take your waitress and cooks and then make them watch Barney!!!
You see, we are the new rebellion for Mushroom's rights! Well, now we wanna take over the world, and the best way to do that seems to be starting with something small.
Manager: ...She's working.
SLA: When does she get off!?
Manager: You've been in hundreds of SKIT pages and you don't get this by now!? None of us EVER get time off! Now excuse me while I go play nice with that purple bunny over there...
*Meanwhile, further in the restaurant*
Taylor Swift: Time slows down, whenever your arouuunnnddd...can you feel this magic in the air, it must've been the way you kissed me, feel in love when I saw you standing there...
Bella: *slow dancing with a bunnie* So what's it like having your own holiday? That color of purple goes great with your fur.
Bunnie: *staring at Bella*
Bella: I feel the same!
Rosalie: No, my love we can't be together! We're from two different worlds!
Bunnie: *staring at Rosalie*
Rosalie: You're right! We're in love! We can do ANYTHING together!!! Let's go elope!
Manager: BELLA! There you are!
Bella: WHAT is IT!? Can't you seem I'm a little BUSY HERE!?
Manager: Bella, "Hop Hop Hop" is the number one song in Moscow!!
Bella: OMIGOSH!!! REALLY!? More pastry's for me and my band, then!
*meanwhile in the bathroom*
Edward: All right Washroom Guy, what are you going to do first?
WG: Get my first girlfriend...
Edward: ... first?
WG: Yeah. You have a problem with that?
Edward: *snicker* No, of course not.
WG: Edward, meet me outside of the arena. One hour. Be there.
*And, last but not least, Nessie and Jake!*
Director: I'm sorry kid, but I just don't think you're right for any parts in this movie.
Nessie: But I AM Renesmee!
Director: That's what they all say.
*back with Edward at the arena*
Edward: What's this about, WG?
WG: Go on inside.
*edward walks inside*
Edward: Woah! COOL!
WG: Yeah, that's my family. You mess with me, you mess with all of us.
*the arena has one of those round cages with motorcycle's riding around in it*
WG: Edward, you get to stand in the middle. You've seen people do this before, right?
Edward: Yeah, of course! WAY TOO COOL!!!
First of all, it's fine not to have a boyfriend or a girlfriend for a while. Edward was only laughing because I needed him to get into the round cage.
Will the waitress and manager finally get some time off? Will the resistance succeed with the waitress and cooks plan? Will Bella and the Purple Bunnies go to Moscow to preform? Will Rosalie elope with the Bunnie? Will Washroom Guy get a date? Will Edward get hurt in the motorcycle...thing(what are those called?)? Will Nessie's hopes for acting deminish or will she try out for something else? Will JAKE get a part in the Twilight Movies?