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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby Cullen_Lover » Sun Apr 18, 2010 2:42 pm

lol thanks. So is his family Circus people? Just curious:)
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby rapid_reader1 » Sun Apr 18, 2010 9:26 pm

Cullen_Lover wrote:lol thanks. So is his family Circus people? Just curious:)

YEP! They're like this whole family of circus folk and they are all really hard core, with a soft side. :D
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby rapid_reader1 » Sun Apr 25, 2010 3:56 pm

COME ALIVE SKIT THREAD!!!!

It's been A WHOLE WEEK since anyone posted!!!!!! Oh my goodness!!!
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby Twilight<3 » Sun Apr 25, 2010 4:12 pm

I haven't written a skit in ages, but I'll write one (a lame one) just for you, r_r.

Emmett: Hey, have you heard that joke they don't tell retarded people?
Edward: Hm, no, I don't believe I have.
Emmett: -raises eye brow with a smirk-
Edward: -facepalm-
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby rapid_reader1 » Sun Apr 25, 2010 10:44 pm

Lol, thanks Twi. And that should get some award for being the shortest SKIT ever. Haha, wouldn't it be funny if we all had some awards?

*light bulb lights up over head* There's an idea..... Any thoughts?
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby Twilight<3 » Tue Apr 27, 2010 8:52 pm

-continuation of previous skit-
Edward: That should receive an award for lamest joke ever.
Emmett: There's an idea... any thoughts?
Edward: That should receive an award for lamest thought ever.
Rosalie: -walks in- Hey, have you guys seen my purple blouse anywhere?
Edward: -nodding towards Rosalie- That should receive an award for lamest vampire ever.
Emmett: :shock:
Rosalie: :evil:
Edward: That should receive an award for most angry look ever.
Alice: That should receive an award for the most OVERUSED LINE. Ever.
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby Cullen_Lover » Sat May 01, 2010 11:05 pm

Twilight<3 wrote:-continuation of previous skit-
Edward: That should receive an award for lamest joke ever.
Emmett: There's an idea... any thoughts?
Edward: That should receive an award for lamest thought ever.
Rosalie: -walks in- Hey, have you guys seen my purple blouse anywhere?
Edward: -nodding towards Rosalie- That should receive an award for lamest vampire ever.
Emmett: :shock:
Rosalie: :evil:
Edward: That should receive an award for most angry look ever.
Alice: That should receive an award for the most OVERUSED LINE. Ever.


Ummmm, hello Twilight<3. Could you please read the past skit pages if it isn't too much trouble because the skits you have been writing have not been going with the storyline of the skits. We would really appreciate it, Sorry guys, I have not been able to post lately because I only go on the computers on weekends, and I have been busy, so I hope to continue on the last skit post going on with the original story line. Thanks:)
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby Cullen_Lover » Sat May 01, 2010 11:54 pm

Hello ALESW!!!! I shall now have you know that I am officially converted to Team Damon:)*This is an continuation of the last full storyline skit, I'M BAAAAAAACK! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...HAHA! Okay I'm done "Mwuahaha-ing" now.

Nessie: OKAY MOM LIKE EEEEW! But no seriously, I think Jakey is still at a taping session fighting with the character of Alice, last time I checked she pulled of his wig... sould I be worried?
Bella: :shock:
Nessie :shock:
Bella: This could not have gone over well.... lets head back to "Le lapin pourpre"(The Purple Bunny) and see if they've made anyone watch Barney yet...get your packing bubble wrap suit Renesmee, this could get ugly.

*Nessie and Bella back at "Le lapin pourpre"*

Nessie&Bella:*bursting into the empty resteraunt in packing bubble wrap suits and holding pool noodle swords.* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!...?
Nessie: Wait, where is everybody?
Bella: Hmmmmm.*walks over to table and wipes finger on it, inches of dust now on her finger* OH C'MON PEOPLE! YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT IT HAS NOT BEEN NEARLY LONG ENOUGH FOR DUST TO SETTLE! LIKE REALLY?!
Nessie: Mom, dramatic much?
Bella: Shuddup.
Nessie:*gives her a Look, and walks over and turns on the resteraunt TV to the News*
News reporter: This is ENN(Edwardicus News Nightly) and I'm Fred Rivers, we are now changing the name of our station because a certain Alice has gently threatened us that she will do something very horrible of we didn't change it to ANN, in other news, smash hit band, Bella and the Purple Bunnies have broken up! It seems that the lead singr of the band, Bella Cullen broke their little bunny hearts, HOW CAN YOU BE SUCH A MONSTER BELLA! THEY ARE JUST LITLE POOR DEFENSLESS BUNNIES!
Bella: You'll be poor and defensless when I beat you up!
Nessie: MOTHER! We have no need to beat him up, we both know that it is not true...that's why we'll go get daddy and Uncle Emmet to do it, or better yet, Auntie Rose and Auntie Alice!
Bella: That's my smart little girl!
News reporter:There is a Circus tonight at 7:00! And it seems that local celeb Edward Cullen will be in a mortorcycles act! Come young come old, this will be a show you don't wanna miss!
Nessie:*Switches off the TV*Mother, let's not waste these fabulous war gear outfits! Lets go get revenge on Fred Rivers!
Bella: Who?
Nessie: *sigh* Sometimes I swear you just don't pay attention, the big mean news reporter man!


Please continue on with the pool noodle bashing, circus performing, light saber fighting, and Jakey/ Megan Fox("Alice") wars. ENJOY! ALESW ASSEMBLE!
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby rapid_reader1 » Sun May 02, 2010 10:11 am

Cullen_Lover, what does the banner of Stefan and Elena say? Or does it say anything? YAY TEAM DAMON!!! (read my banner!)

Is the news reporter Fred Rivers, or Fred Bird????

.........sorry! Creative juices are not flowing this morning! Off to books!!!!!!
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby Cullen_Lover » Sun May 02, 2010 12:26 pm

To rapid_reader1 (I will not quote your last post because I wish to save space so I can write a skit in the same post.)
Ooopsies!I think I have originally put Rivers and forgot to erase it for Bird, then later on I said the name that wasn't put in earlier, I'll edit it. Sry. P.S I was going to continue writing my post last night, but I really wanted to do something so if it seems like it was a rushed end sry.Also, I made the banner, well basically took a normal pic, turned Elena into a ghost, enchanced the picture quality, added vibrance, and added some writing.LETS GET TO SOME EXTRAORDINARY SKIT WRITING PEOPLE!Red area is where rapid_reader1 left us off with them so the following red is rapid_reader1's genius-ness.

*At lair in PP (lol, Pink Plush) room*

Voldy: I-woosh-am-woosh-your-woosh-father!
SLA: Isn't this the wrong movie...?
Voldy: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
PM: NOOOO!!!!
Mike: Yes! I finally get to meet a family member of Harry's! It's very nice to meet you, sir!
Voldy: *twitchy eyed*

Mike: So you're PM's dad huh? Did you bring photo albums of your past shared memories?!
Voldy&Mike:NO!
Mike: So you guys have a strain on your realationship? You guys need to bond...*picks up paper and sees the circus performance on front page* no, you WILL bond, tonight at 7:00! At the circus, and Edward will be performing isn't this just great?!
PM&Voldy:NOOO!
Mike:YEEEEEES!
PM&Voldy:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mike:YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!
Voldy:I admire how you say your ssssssssssssss-es. How very... ME!
Mike: Why thank you now where were we....
PM&Voldyu: Oh yes.. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mike: Oh your going. :twisted: Even if I have to force you into those blue sparkly tuxes I just Express Ordered for the bonding occasion.
Voldy: *to PM*Well at least they're not pink.
PM: Shut up!
Mike: Well actually... PM yours is pink, it will go great with your complexion.
PM&Voldy:NOOO!

*At filming with Megan Fox as "Alice and Jakob as "Rosalie"*

Dress:RiiIIIIiiiiP!
"Rose":You did NOT just do that to my dress!
"Alice":Wait, I didn't.
"Rose":Then...
"Alice:*looking down at her ripped dress*YOU DID!
"Rose": HAH!
"Alice": Oh yeah?
"Rose": YEAH!
*Get into one of those cartoon dustcloud wrestling fight*

"Rose":Hold up! I just got a text from my little love muffin, hang on. It says...
*Text*
Dear Jakey:
I have gone to visit mother. In Moscow. Go see the Manager in the Paris resaraunt newly re-named "Le lapin pourpre"(The Purple Bunny) I may see you soon.

Hugs and Kisses, Renesmee. XOXOXOXO

*sniffle* She left without me? To see Mother?
Director: Exactly what my girlfriend did to me last year.
"Alice": You guys are so pathetic!
Jakey:So now I'm supposed to go to Paris to that bunny infestd resteraunt?!
Director: Actually, the bunnies are gone.
Jakey:GREAT! Now I don't have a famous mother-in-law-to-be! Just GREAT. I'M COMING MY LOVE!*Poofs out*

*With Rosalie back in Vegas, sad song on the background*

Rose:NOOOOOO! BUNNY HUNNY! WHERE HAVE YOU GONE! WHOEVER HAS DONE THIS SHALL PAY! AND PAY DEARLY! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

*At ANN with Bella and Nessie still decked out in bubbles and noodles.*

*WHACK! WHACK! WHACK!*
Bella: WHO TOLD YOU THIS INFORMATION?
Fred:ABOUT WHAT!OW!
Bella: DON'T ACT STUPID! ABOUT ME AND THE PUIRPLE BUNNIES! I DID NOT BREAK THEIR HEARTS! THEY DISSAPPEARED!
Fred:SuuuuUUUuuure.
Nessie: :twisted: Have YOU ever eaten a mushroom dude? :twisted:
Fred: Not that I remember....
Bella: Well my arms are tired.
Nessie: Mom, we've been here for five minutes.
Bella: So you see my pain, now lets go.
Nessie: But what about the mean news man?
Bella: Oh, you'll see. :twisted:
*in poofs Rose sobbing*
Fred: Oh no, you don't mean?!
Nessie: Yes, female issues.
Fred:NOOOOOOOOOOOO! All the crying, and the mumbling, and the, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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